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Average mayo is saffrica.
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lets mark this day Safrican Crumbling day
yesterday it was
@kaamrev with youtube
today its
@sneedman with keep yourself safe and 
@kaamrev with kcs
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How's your day going dramatards!
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I'm still waking up but everything has been awesome as of late.
You should get rid of those floor rugs.
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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That's the most "Japanese" thing I've seen since triple-wrapped candies or vore porn.
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Me when I find the body of a hooker and it's still room temperature
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God allowed me to live another day and I'm going
to make it everyone 
else's problem.
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Pretty
good, on my way home after a work trip
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Let me answer you in song:
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Saffers having car problems
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When my brother
was 17, he backed one of my parents' cars into the other one. Absolutely rslurred 
driving. My dad has never 
let him live it down. (Probably because the insurance company never 
let my dad live it down)
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YOU NEED TO WORMAXX.
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not a banner week for south african motorists
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Do they even have traffic laws where
you're from?
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The guy with the AK gets right of way.
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We call them traffic suggestions.
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Good, because we only have room for one depressed South African in this
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The virgin "it was 100% my fault, my floor rug slipped beneath my feet and blocked my depression" vs the chad "I was too drunk to see the child on the road crossing"
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Literally what?
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He has a floor mat in his car. Because he's a poorcel in a 3rd world country his vehicle doesn't have stock floor mat inserts that clip or lock in place so he used some generic mat. Of course the mat slides around and this time it slid under his break pedal preventing him from stopping.
Hope this clears up any confusion
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Then you just fricking press down with your foot harder.
OP a foid?
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kaam is an
so you can imagine he's somewhat lacking in the strength 
department
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INFO: how many milliseconds were between each horn honk while driving
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the brake pedal couldn't be (de)pressed because the floor mat was under it, blocking its travel
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maybe he drives a prius?
https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/toyota-runaway-prius-driver-foot-gas/story?id=10105404
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Are you still in one piece?
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he got circumcised
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True, I should have asked if he's still in one piece after the accident
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proof?
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Hope you and the other guy are ok
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Straight to jail.
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WeatherTech chads, get in here and defend your honor
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Do you have insurance?
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Chads in Africa
don't use that shit
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But Kammy is white, he can't just steal
another car like most of his countrymen.
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His family
lived in SA since 1652 he doesn't even speak standard Dutch. So he mb looks white 
but inside 
he is Black. He has like more in common with Eminem than Taylor 
Swift 
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Did you crashed into blackcel ?
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You're basically asking for it at this point.
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I dunno why no one offers velcro mats
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Never admit fault
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This calls for some cheap diamond plate m80
If you can't get proper mats that aren't a lethal hazard, that's what I'd do
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The first
thing I do when I buy a car is replace the drivers floor mat and retaining tabs. You done fricked up boy.
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Long post about it
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Lol third worlders
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Calm down. You may be blowing this out of proportion.
I assume nobody was hurt.
What are you more upset about? The fact that you caused an accident, or the fact that your insurance may go up? Or are you worried about the legal consequences?
I caused an accident in 2010. I straight-up crashed into the guy in front of me. I was 25 years old. No one was hurt. I called the cops, and the cop charged me with a misdemeanor, for crashing into a stopped car (the guy I was crashed into was stopped at a red light.)
Long shory stort, I went in front of a judge, and the cop was technically prosecuting me, but I said, "yes, your honor" and "no, your honor" and I got my potential misdemeanor reduced to an 'infraction.' There was no legal consequence. Whether my insurance premium went up, i don't know. I just pay it.
In other words, calm down. You'll be okay. I assume South Africa has the same law as my united state. Again, I assume you didn't hurt anyone. Just meet the judge and tell him, "yes sir, I was looking for traffic over my right shoulder, and I missed the traffic in front of me."
If you did hurt someone, well, may God have mercy on your soul.
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Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.
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poorcel
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post pic of wreck
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IF YOU ARE TO LIVE IN AFRICA YOU MUST ABANDON THE WHITE MAN'S ways...
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