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MasterLawlz has begun writing erotica on Reddit about an imaginary girlfriend :marseylawlz:

https://old.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1dfa72l/my_28m_gf_27f_called_me_ben_10_during_sex_i_think/

My 28m gf 27f called me "Ben 10" during s*x. I think she might be cheating. How do I check?

So my gf and I are doing it this morning and we're doing it missionary and it's really good.

At one point she screams out "give it to me Ben" my name isn't Ben, she then pauses and says "10, give it to me Ben 10, oh yea you like fricking Gwen don't you?".

She later acted embarrassed and admitted to me that she has a huge thing for Ben 10 as he was her first crush as a kid.

But I think she might he lying and there might be some Ben out there.

Am I crazy?

Tldr gf claims to have Ben 10 fetish

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/u/MasterLawlz what is this

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It's :requiredreading#:


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Sorry, there's too many Nazis on rdrama for him to come here

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Hey TheFatController,

Saw your mention of a Reddit user! Just so you know, we've already notified them about a past mention, so we didn't send another one to keep things chill. Let's keep being awesome and respectful in our mentions, okay?

Thanks a bunch,

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You still able to message /u/bardfinn like you did that one time for me? If you can, tell him I've been watching him through his window for the last week.


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Hi there, Awoo,

A tip of the hat to a distinguished Reddit user, we see! Their legacy and karma scores are testament enough, thus negating the need for further notice. Your actions reinforce the mutual respect that underpins our community.

Warmly,

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 07 hours 27 minutes and 12 seconds

Record is 1 days 17 hours 56 minutes and 57 seconds by BARD_BOT

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was butthole which was 0 days 14 hours 49 minutes and 26 seconds

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Wow, rdrama's first new user since me :marseysoypoint:

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Hey, I saw that you just joined rdrama and a group of people who hate me are trying to smear my name by calling me a date male feminist. I just wanted to let you know that it's not true. If you want all the receipts proving it they're right here.

The TL;DR is that I hooked up with one of the hot girls on rdrama, and since I was twice her age, a lot of the guys here who wanted to bang her got jealous and assumed that the only way I could have managed that was by raping her, even though she herself said both before and afterwards that it was all completely consensual. So now that you're the new hot girl on rdrama, I guess they think that I'm going to somehow seduce you into flying all the way across the country (or some crazy shit like that) to hook up with me and they're trying to talk shit about me to make sure that doesnt happen. I don't understand it either, but I just wanted to let you know that I'm a nice guy and I hope you'll look at the evidence and make up your own mind instead of listening to all the jealous haters.

Anyway, with that little intro out of the way, welcome to rdrama! The culture's a little rough here and you're probably going to get tons of requests to β€’show boobsU but if you talk to some of the women here first before engaging with all the creepy dudes, they'll give you some good advice to avoid stalkers and predators. Or (If you haven't been scared off by the rumor mill) you're welcome to ask me and I'm happy to help.

Just out of curiosity, how did you find this place?

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Why isn't this the new user welcome message?

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It was, then SPAL got banned.

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:marseyxd:

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Post feet :marseybuff:

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there are no women on the internet

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Legendary cold open from the master hookup artist himself. Wish I could pick his brain.


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HAHAHA WHAT A LOSER!

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I look like this and post like this

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Look at this scary Lego :marseyghostangry:

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Don't cry, big boy

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@AverageBen10Enjoyer if you don't poach this guy's gf you're a cute twink :marseypizzashillblacked:

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New bait idea guys: accidentally call your wife Kim--possible during s*x and play it off like OP did. It'll really troll the shit out of that girl.


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This must be bait like for real you aren't this dumb?

Reads more real to me than the "my gf is a reddit :marseynoyoupedozoom: troll" thing from the other day tbh.

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Wut ben10πŸ€”

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:ben10#:

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It started when an alien :marseyufo: device did what it did

And stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid

Now he's got superpowers, he's no ordinary kid

He's Ben 10 :ben10:

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