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!codecels :marseychingchong: :marseychudindian: cucking themselves yet again

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If you have to pay extra for the feature then rice and jeet aren't going to use it.

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government will make this mandatory (you still have to pay extra)

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Frickers already make me pay for seat belts (goynoose)

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!asians is this real?

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Not only is this true, but did you know that a lot of asians are unable to wink? They can't close one eye and leave the other one open. This was very frustrating sometimes in WW2 when trying to teach guys how to shoot. Sometimes you'll see it dramas where they wink but they have to scrunch their face up into a little ball to do it.

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I do not care if that's true or not. You reminded me of my 3 year old trying to learn to wink. πŸ™ƒ

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You could read her some comments and ask her for a reply, and then post it yourself :marseybow:

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Coward. Autism is a superpower, you need to instill it young. Where is the next generation of power line engineers and Sonic OC artists going to come from?

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Neurodivergents reproduce by giving smartphones to kids

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why are you teaching your 3 year old to wink, are you a Bong ?

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I can't wink

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I have large eyes and everything its just I can't get face muscles to move in that combo I crunch my face up too.

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Marsey can wink for you, here.

:#marseywink:

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Have you tried putting a gun in your mouth?

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wow thats crazy :marseytinfoil:

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Ah frick ur right lol. That sounded like such bs I looked it up. Guess reality is more racist than I am πŸ€ͺ

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Slander!

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:marseyreading: wing... ke... w... Wink! I can read!

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I don't think this is true, but I can't wink.

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I don't believe you

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I got it from this guy. He got left behind when the Japanese conquered Malaya so he was stuck living with Communist Chinese guerrillas until the war ended.

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Which one of his books did it come from? Darn, this dude wrote a bunch of books

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The Jungle is Neutral. It's his memoir of having to survive in the jungle with the guerrillas and not get caught by the Japanese. It convinced me that all the romantic stuff about always being one step ahead of the authorities is really not very fun in real life.

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:#taywhat:

Who closes one eye when they shoot lmao

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I can wink my right eye but not my left

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I can believe it. I have an Asian friend who "drives" driverless cars for Google and he had to get a special exemption because the software would flag him for sleeping.

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I wonder how many gorilla exemptions Google has had to give out

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I dont think you can get an exemption for those breathelyser car lock things just because the car is self driving lol

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Hey Asians I was wondering, ching Chong dong ding ring rong ting tong?

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Probably, and really racist.

I can't hit the grandma highscore with my eyes opened.

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:#marseyimpossibru:

Stereotypes are there for a reason.

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!familyman

It's a good show.

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Not really, no.

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I watch a lot of dashcam videos when bored at work and oh my god i wish this stupid scene never existed because it's quoted ad nauseum on every single video

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@Shreddedmanlet does your car yell at you for your slant eyes too?

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Weird fetish but I'm not here to kink-shame

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Wash your peepee.

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Your dad prefers if I don't and pays better for it so πŸ’…

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Speaking of offputting amd unhealthy obsessions, @Grue keep yourself safe you stupid cute twink

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:tayyes:

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i laughed thanks

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Thankfully they came up with a solution for our Asian friends, presented in slideshow format

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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The downvotes are coming in, but so is the happiness I get from being technically correct :)

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1d1dlhw/new_company_car_is_mildly_racist/:

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