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Most shocking thing you've ever read : RomanceBooks

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God and I thought the post-miscarriage eating-raspberries-from-her-vagina-with-a-finger-up-her-butt scene in {Suddenly You by Lisa Kleypas} was shocking. Godspeed everybody.

Women aren't okey

I read The Skeleton King like this ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿซข๐Ÿ˜ฐ and I have a HIGH Tolerance for batshit. I've been reading fanfiction for over 25 years. It's a Nightmare Before Christmas retelling that starts with grave robbing and necrophilia (by Jack) and Sally's face gets cut open for more room to give head repeatedly. My flabbers were gasted.

They need ye

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>Sally's face gets cut open for more room to give head repeatedly.

Our tastes in porn have been downgraded to vanilla. !coomers

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sounds like something marquis de Sade would write

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>de Sade

Vanillastrag, wouldn't last a day with today's white woman's flick book

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Do you have a mouse in your pocket?

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No, on account of I'm not Richard Gere, I meant me and fellow coomers.

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Suddenly my horrible bizarre fetishes don't seem so bad.

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The foids are not okay.

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And yet women have a meltdown over fictional characters in video games having big tits and skimpy outfits :marseysipping:

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Becouse they are thin and hot.

You can eat aborted babies from fat chicks vagina

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Well yeah there might be unattractive men looking at those things

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Those are different women.

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So foids arent actually less deranged than moids, they just prefer to read instead of seeing it. Got it.

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there needs to be a genere of moids making fun of booktok

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I actually wonder how sub in reddit that wants to get these smut books banned would fare? Basically selling them should he no no.

I bet it would eventually get banned.

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We could probably get /r/loveafterporn to flip their shit about smut. Either that or see them perform Olympic gold level mental gymnastics to justify their giga degenerate smut and villify their bf's vanilla porn. Either way it would be really funny

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PROTECT OUR DAUGHTERS

/r/....

againstabusebooks

antiyum

healthyreaders

YuckSnark

yuckisyuck

abuseisnotyum

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Booktokistoxic

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Gluttony by Marissa Honeycutt}

At one point another guy asks the FMC out on a date and the (demon) MMC abducts him, ties him up, jerks him to get him hard, then cuts off the guy's peepee off and puts it inside the FMC and forces her to keep the severed peepee in her vagina while he kills the guy.

Then he basically tortures and fricks the FMC in the dying man's blood and burns her with his โ€œhot as the fires of heckโ€ peepee.

:marseycoomer3:

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>this is what foids shlick to

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https://media.giphy.com/media/yDfs8GCnbXkWI/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/COYGe9rZvfiaQ/giphy.webp

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!biofoids is this what u want from a man :marseyflirt:

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this has the same feel as one of my toddler's made up stories

"...and then the WORLD EXPLODED!"

:!interuptedreading: :!marseywhirlyhattalking:

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i thought i was into weird shit until i saw what the average mayo foid reads while flicking the bean.

My porn habits are apparantly extremely tame and boring.

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This is pretty much the only way to rebuild your relationship after your partner cheats.

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:#marseypregunta:

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Here's a scary thing to read

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren:Current streak was: 0 days 14 hours 35 minutes and 06 seconds Record is 1 days 17 hours 56 minutes and 57 seconds by BARD_BOT

7 Day trend:

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They read books because neighbors would die if they tried to film this shit

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Default female state is vore fan

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>There is another book called unhinged by Vera Valentine and she not only has s*x with the door but falls in love with it and the door becomes a man

Wut

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At least that one is just weird. Everything else so far has been shit that would make me call for an exorcist.

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Unironically why shit like Amish romances sell so well. Not because all women are obsessed with the Amish (ok some are and it's weird, might be fodder for a post sometime), but because that and similar โ€˜clean' genres minimize the chance of running into level 600 degeneracy by page two.

Women addicted to written porn get fricken weird man.

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This thread is gold hahahaha

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I was trying to find more books to satisfy my Daddy craving and stumbled upon a book that quickly taught me I do not like DD/lg. The MMC have the FMC an enema (I think?) and put her in a diaper so she could wet herself. I would never want to yuck someone's yum, but that as too wild for me.

I get that completely. There are a couple of authors that I'll read DD/lg because they world build well and the stories are well written. But there are plenty who's "yum" does nothing for me.

If it helps, there is a difference between DD/lg and DD/lg with ABDL, and the ABDL segment is much smaller, and personally a bit extreme. Some of the DD/lg can be great for a Daddy craving. But you are more likely to find the ABDL segment in those books where the little regresses to a younger age.

Yeah, the regression just took me out of the story and gave me the ick. It was the first romance book that didn't make me feel ๐Ÿฅต

Please share the authors you'd recommend!

Laylah Roberts is one of my preferred for DD/lg, she also has other BDSM, and I haven't yet come across anything too overkill. Her books are also huge on appropriate consent for all forms of involved kinks. I also enjoy her world building, in general the DD/lg is just a small part of the story, and doesn't overwhelm it, and she doesn't sexualize the regression like some authors do. Kate Oliver tends to be book by book, some go a bit far for my taste, though I did enjoy her Daddies of the Shadows series. Rosa Mink has more of the "Call me Daddy" books without the regression.

This is so nice! Thanks for the recommendations, I enjoyed all the Daddies of the Shadows and didn't know what other books were out there!

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DD/lg

Wtf does that mean, sounds like p-do shit

There are a couple of authors that I'll read DD/lg because they world build well and the stories are well written

:surejan#:

Yeah, the regression just took me out of the story and gave me the ick. It was the first romance book that didn't make me feel ๐Ÿฅต

Why call it 'romance book' when its actually porn?

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Wtf does that mean, sounds like p-do shit

https://google.com/search?q=what+is+DD%2Flg

DDLG, or Daddy Dom/Little Girl, is a unique subset of the BDSM community that focuses on consensual power dynamics in a caregiver/little framework. Often misunderstood, this lifestyle embraces nurturing dynamics where a Daddy Dom, the caregiver, provides guidance and care to the Little Girl, the receiver of care.

Yes. Pedoshit where female gets off from being molested as little girl

Why call it 'romance book' when its actually porn?

Its called cope. We arent like those dirty coomers. We read novels and shit.

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Often misunderstood

Lmao. 'Nurtutring pedophilia' :marseylaugh:

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Is Autopedophilia the foid equivalent of autogynephilia

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5th grade teacher: reading makes you smart :marseywholesome:

20 year old woman: they said reading makes me smart :marseycoomer2:

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you should know dd/lg; drama about that gets posted here all the time

it is p-do shit. daddy dom/little girl

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All these people and their acronyms need to go straight to :marseywoodchipper2:

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No.

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I don't understand what sort of woman would like this stuff :marseycringe2: Are they mostly middle-aged bored hags (young people don't read books :marseyretard2:)? Are they weasels longing to be pinned?

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The young women who do read are reading this instead of normal books

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:#marseynorm: :#marseynorm: :#marseynorm: :#marseynorm: :#marseynorm: :#marseynorm: :#marseynorm: :#marseynorm: :#marseynorm:

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It's a Nightmare Before Christmas retelling that starts with grave robbing and necrophilia (by Jack) and Sally's face gets cut open for more room to give head repeatedly. My flabbers were gasted.

Reminds me of

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Not this?

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we really need to bring back kinkshaming

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