Classic reddit reaction 
https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1dbb36i/i_dont_see_the_bears_gloating_over_a_woman_dying/
More reddit bears are frens, frick that white granny cope
https://old.reddit.com/r/tahoe/comments/1d3wd1w/pathology_report_shows_woman_mauled_to_death_by/
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"Parse" isn't a synonym for "interpret" you fricking r-slurred Redditor.
Man I hate them so much. Their stupid little mannerisms and style of commenting spreads like a virus.
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Yes it is.
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Nope, it has a specific and different meaning.
Look it up dumb dumb.
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That's not how any of that works.
In what? A dictionary?
A dictionary does not contain the meaning of words.
It lists (or defines) how a word is most often used.
That's why there's often multiple entries for a word listed in order of frequency and use.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/de/worterbuch/englisch/parse
The meaning of a word is drawn through its context - the place in which it is spoken or written.
If that wasn't the case you couldn't have sarcasm where words mean the opposite of their definition given the context in which they are said.
Although I agree with you that Redditors are filth and I can't stand their mannerisms - you're wrong and have zero idea how languages work.
Go back to college and stfu.
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Holy shit that is a good Bardfinn/Redditor impression.
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It's called being educated sweaty.
You should try it sometime.
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I don't know what to tell you other than you're possibly r-slurred.
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It has a different meaning that is more common, but it can be used as a synonym for interpret. People not on the spectrum can easily parse this.
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Yeah but you use the word that fits best, not contrive reasons to use words that don't really work just to sound clever.
I'm correct here and you just need to accept that.
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Excuse me, you used the less common definition of the word contrive.
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