Jinxthinker got his first stream raid and literally pissed his pants (these two events were unrelated)

[awesome news] i got raided yuh 9:31

• We're jinxlistening to the new Effie single (readers beware she's a young kpop female)

• we're finishing 3 hours of pounding away at the keyboard like a neighbor in heat for the stream. 20 neighbors came into his stream from a raid from another EU stream, but nobody talked

• Jinxthinker knows he has changed lives with his stream 1:15

• we look at AI streamer girls and the end of the stream (a few screenshots of the map). He got 10% Admin efficiency before 1610 with Prussia or some shit

• He has a lot of b-word countries and plans to frick up more countries.

• He felt too shy to really talk to chat and shit after he got raided 4:20. He's going to learn to be more phil-like

• In the meantime he needs to watch TV and do laundry. The stuff that makes your clothes soft is currently problematic.

• He had a bastard dinner: Burritos, spicy as frick. He likes his chili hot and HOT. 5:10

• Jinxthinker wonders out loud if he had a wank. He went to use the bathroom and kinda had a piss accident in his trousers. 6:00

• His clothes have been in the washing machine for a few days without drying them

• Jinxmother is coming to clean on Sunday but it's only Wednesday but it's all fricked up in there. He's out of Monsters and has resorted to drinking yellow water so he also needs to go to the store; also needed: pizzas, hot dogs

• After the chili is gone we're down to only bread and bullshit food 7:30

• Minutes after wondering if he masturbated today, he remembers that he did masturbate because he had semen all over his arm 7:50

• He is undecided about whether he will stream tomorrow. He aggressively rolls his R's for about 10 seconds while saying Steel Rising 8:15

• He will conquer the world in EU 4

!jinxthinkers do you ever get too busy changing lives to do your laundry or get groceries?