For millions of Indigenous & Global South ppl across the world, rock is sacred. It is imbued with a spirit & resilience that trascends our own existence. Your word "inert" is offensive & speaks of a colonialist Western mindset that divorces our spirit from nature. https://t.co/mOYhAxEwQB
— Dr Anjana Khatwa (@jurassicg1rl) June 19, 2024
https://x.com/KevOfMancunia/status/1803524186087854263
https://x.com/heritagemcr/status/1803513462137516441
https://x.com/DunkinWedd/status/1803532352225751268
https://x.com/LucyMcRobert1/status/1803532133689926039
https://x.com/frasersugden/status/1803492566299451643
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on violence
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https://x.com/Kohaku_castor/status/1803498824528253064
https://x.com/IHEARTVEGAN/status/1803447829072855319
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I discovered once that there are "people" who find bonsai trees upsetting and abusive. A real black pill moment.
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Bonsai trees are so fricking cool and I really want to grow and tend my own oak and weeping willow bonsai but I'm too scared of failure
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Reminds @Featherina_Fabulousa of that episode in ugly americans where the soy OC can't keep a plastic plant
so long live the ccp
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Conflating plastic plants with miniature tree growing through extremely precise pruning and bending and containing from seed that people make a fortune doing with decades of practice is more indicative of soy than whatever netflix slop you're on about
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Yes I'd like too know more about you're ancient technique of pruning roadside shrubs
Yet too hear of someone making their fortune by finding the best seed in-between the cement cracks of Hanoi's slums. That fentanyl infused drunkard piss must give it great qualities.
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You can just buy one from the store for $30 and then gradually over water it to death it's much easier to do it that way.
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Don't even try. Those fricks are deceptively difficult to keep alive and I don't even know why. Maybe because of how intensely contorted and pruned they tend to be it weakens their tree-soul or something. Anyway, I had one and it died. I have a full sized non-b-word weeping willow on my property and I never had any trouble keeping that alive so I know it's not a me problem.
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turns out playing god is a lot harder than you thought. trees belong outdoors
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They belong inside their natural habitat: the Rainforest Cafe
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If that were true then my tree wouldn't be trying to constantly grow into my fricking window
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your window was talking shit, the tree's fixing to kick its sash
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You probably should have conducted some s*x magic rituals to renew its life force.
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I'll try that next time I feel like raising a bonsai. Do you know if using blood in the ritual is beneficial to tree life force?
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No, needs c*m
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Turns out that keeping a tree under extremely constrained conditions and not letting it grow creates a plant just on the edge of life that will die at the slightest additional hardship
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trees grow outside on their own. how could you fail at growing a tree?!
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You can do it, Carp. You are a caring human being with a beautiful soul, and plants feel and respond to that
Also, if it dies, you can just get a new one and try again
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You will never be a bansai tree farmer. You have no seeds, you have no clippers, etc.
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It's easier to just buy a pre-dead bonsai
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Wait til you find out what people think of bonsai kittens
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People younger than 30 won't get it.
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Trees deserve to be punished. They're male feminists, murderers and blasphemers reincarnated.
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Fricking trees blasting their jizz all over my car spring.
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@Featherina_Fabulousa's sinuses agree
long live the ccp
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