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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Emergency Juneteenth Drunk Thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/barstoolsports/comments/1djw7bv/emergency_juneteenth_drunk_thread/

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My buddy is on a work trip and just told me his wife and daughter are staying at her parents house.When I asked him why, he told me his wife has never once stayed home alone. Every time he goes away she goes to her parents.30 years old! (192)

Not really that crazy. (-27)

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When I organize a post game happy hour for my coed beach volleyball team and the girl I'm trying to bang brings her boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜” (118)

If she's never mentioned him that's a red flag for their relationship. And if she has and you're still trying to bang that's a red flag on you (30)

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It is (23)

I don't know anyone that does this but when I read it I wasn't really that blown away. (-9)

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some odd comments on the main sub post about dave's cancer scare. maybe I'm the weird one but don't see the point in power ranking cancer scares, it just sucks always (7)

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I hate this prick Drew on Jeopardy! Dude was on Survivor and they kept his b-word butt around for twenty some days? (2)

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The Chuck Schumer burger photo will never not make me laugh. At the end of the day, these senators are just morons who would probably have a massive panic attack if they had to do the simplest task on their own. (91)

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Non-internet-poisoned people have never heard of juneteenth. I had no idea it was this week until every news site in existence was trying to make it a thing yesterday. It's not a real holiday.

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Couldn't they have given it a better name than a portmanteau of June and any of the ordinal numbers between thirteen and nineteen?

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look at the target demographic

do you really want them deciding what to name something?

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"Emancipation Day" sounds tight.

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it's a federal holiday brother

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:marsey#biden2:

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I genuinely hope he (blomph) keeps it but makes it officials a co-holiday with the execution of the rosenbergs

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I love it, I'm not even American and I got the day off cause I work for a woke tech company

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I assumed it was going to be Monday (and therefore, affect my trash collection) because Congress changed all the ones I actually care about to Monday.

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i like how if you search :marseydetective: for news about juneteenth it brings up articles on multiple shootings. white :marseymayosnipe: supremacy :marseyshreddedmanlet2: needs :marseyspecial: to be stopped.

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I think it's really only been a thing in the South until they made it a federal holiday recently.

But Texas had an official proclamation for it in 1938, so its not like it has been completely made up.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/barstoolsports/comments/1djw7bv/emergency_juneteenth_drunk_thread/:

Not really that crazy.:

If she's never mentioned him that's a red flag for their relationship. And if she has and you're still trying to bang that's a red flag on you:

I don't know anyone that does this but when I read it I wasn't really that blown away.:

some odd comments on the main sub post about dave's cancer scare. maybe I'm the weird one but don't see the point in power ranking cancer scares, it just sucks always:

I hate this prick Drew on Jeopardy! Dude was on Survivor and they kept his b-word butt around for twenty some days?:

The Chuck Schumer burger photo will never not make me laugh. At the end of the day, these senators are just morons who would probably have a massive panic attack if they had to do the simplest task on their own.:

/u/DarinErstad:

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