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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] Emergency Juneteenth Drunk Thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/barstoolsports/comments/1djw7bv/emergency_juneteenth_drunk_thread/

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My buddy is on a work trip and just told me his wife and daughter are staying at her parents house.When I asked him why, he told me his wife has never once stayed home alone. Every time he goes away she goes to her parents.30 years old! (192)

Not really that crazy. (-27)

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When I organize a post game happy hour for my coed beach volleyball team and the girl I'm trying to bang brings her boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜” (118)

If she's never mentioned him that's a red flag for their relationship. And if she has and you're still trying to bang that's a red flag on you (30)

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It is (23)

I don't know anyone that does this but when I read it I wasn't really that blown away. (-9)

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some odd comments on the main sub post about dave's cancer scare. maybe I'm the weird one but don't see the point in power ranking cancer scares, it just sucks always (7)

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I hate this prick Drew on Jeopardy! Dude was on Survivor and they kept his b-word butt around for twenty some days? (2)

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The Chuck Schumer burger photo will never not make me laugh. At the end of the day, these senators are just morons who would probably have a massive panic attack if they had to do the simplest task on their own. (91)

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Not really that crazy.:

If she's never mentioned him that's a red flag for their relationship. And if she has and you're still trying to bang that's a red flag on you:

I don't know anyone that does this but when I read it I wasn't really that blown away.:

some odd comments on the main sub post about dave's cancer scare. maybe I'm the weird one but don't see the point in power ranking cancer scares, it just sucks always:

I hate this prick Drew on Jeopardy! Dude was on Survivor and they kept his b-word butt around for twenty some days?:

The Chuck Schumer burger photo will never not make me laugh. At the end of the day, these senators are just morons who would probably have a massive panic attack if they had to do the simplest task on their own.:

/u/DarinErstad:

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