Why I broke up with you, ended things, or just stopped calling (add your own!)
Because you didn't come to the funeral with me, right after you told me “if you need me, I'm there”
Because you asked me if you could watch when I fricked my girlfriend…on our third date.
Because you became visibly angry when I told you we'd be using barriers.
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This one's normal. You're just spending way too much time together. My foid's been out of work for two months so I've especially felt this one.
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Heck yeah, I love when I get to be home alone. I walk around with no pants on.
I'm a simple man who enjoys simple pleasures.
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