Why I broke up with you: You didn't come to the funeral with me, right after you told me “if you need me, I'm there”, I didn't like the way we fricked, I wasn't attracted to you, you called my bestie a slur, you asked me if you could watch when I fricked my girlfriend…on our third date, you became visibly angry when I told you we'd be using barriers, you brought your husband to the first date, you had a secret affair. (Twice! Different people), you negged me.

Because you asked me if you could watch when I fricked my girlfriend…on our third date.

isn't that one of the perks of being poly

otherwise what's the point

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/1df6vb1/why_i_broke_up_with_you_ended_things_or_just/:

• undelete.pullpush.io

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)

I once broke up with a girl for being a brokie. Only rich bitches for me

Because you seemed to already be poly saturated and I wanted more than you could give so it ended amicably

One of the few reddit vocabulary terms I like

Real shit, this is one of the reasons I hate Socialists so much. They generally despise the working class. They consider themselves to be intellectuals who have ascended to be a higher class of people than the problematic proletariat. It's a really smug LARP.

Thank you for protecting me from what half of this stuff means.

P*lyamory is a mental illness

Because I hated my metas and realized you picked them.

what does that even mean

>Because I realised that everytime you left to go home, I felt a weird sense of relief.

This one's normal. You're just spending way too much time together. My foid's been out of work for two months so I've especially felt this one.

AND I BEEN WRONG

I BEEN DOWN

>because poly people have serious and debilitating brain damage and there's no exception

Many such cases!

Polycels having a normal one

Poly peeps seem very stable

Because my friends thought you were ugly and it lowered my social standing.

Because you kissed like a giant aggressive slug.

Because when I fricked you from behind and got a whiff of swampass and realised you didn't shower often.

Because you were ill on holiday and ruined it for me.

Because I found someone better.