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  • MarioMemer : Yea but WHY is it too hard. Is it boss timings? Their patterns? Level design? Weapon speed? Damagae

Normies complain about how hard the new Elden Ring dlc is

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Honestly, I agree. I haven't played the dlc, but the original game was stupid cheap with the input reading, one shot kills, AOE attacks that covered the entire field, 6 hit stutter combos, ridiculous closing speed, ect. This is coming from someone that was playing demon souls when it first dropped. Why tf would anyone wanna sit there and get angry at their TV for four hours straight trying to beat the same boss. They gotta reign this shit in. G*mers, discuss.


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>game developer famous for making their games hard

>game is hard

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The game is TOO hard, peepeehead.


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when its too hard for me i just get better

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I lower the difficulty and then give up. We are NOT the same

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:marseysmughips: sorry, I don't play AAA slop with a community that overexaggerates the skill required to beat the game

:marseysoylentgrin: now excuse me as I get back to patiently waiting for monster hunter 6 next year

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DSPs cheese build is getting absolutely filtered and pigroach is salty

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Can't wait for the edit :marseychefkiss:


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Sounds like they also still can't measure up to 1990's 60fps standard. Do they know that 240hz monitors are $100 now?

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Blows me away that console game development is divorced from hardware. Everything running smoothly was the main draw of consoles

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I thought the original game was challenging but not overly hard… until I got to that final boss. It was punishing without being fun at all. I seriously just gave up and watched the endings on YouTube.

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The elden beast is easy as frick though? :marseyconfused:

What boss are you talking about? :marseyhmm:

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How tf did you get past the old WWE wrestler dude but not the easy AF cosmic potato looking tard immediately after


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Same but the weapons and ff7 and it was my turbosperg friends not toobs

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The more a game just turns into memorizing a timing sequence, the more I usually want to be done with it.

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Same. I'm too old to be spending 4 hours on the Elden beast shooting bullshit at me across the map and then teleporting away when I finally get up to him. Gave up after about 30 min. What's the point of wasting your time on this? Just to be like "wow I finished the game I feel so accomplished". I already saw the ending cutscene. Not like I'm gonna slay enormous puss at parties after these bitches find out I beat the super hard Elden Ring. Didn't even try Melania. Frick that noise.


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>I'm too old to be spending 4 hours on the Elden beast shooting bullshit at me across the map and then teleporting away when I finally get up to him. Gave up after about 30 min.

Filtered for skill issues. Boss is one of the easiest in the game. :marseyxd:

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Stop playing video :marseyzeldalinkbotw: games :marseygamer: then dude :marseyxd:


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The end game is massively overtuned and the dlc is post-endgame content so yeah not surprising.

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Shitters gonna shit

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>Honestly, I agree.

Elden Ring was easy as frick. Opinion discarded. Git good loser. :marseygiggle:

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Can't you just use some cheap auto win build, especially now since they gave in and give you respecs.

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Most of the review are about yhe piss poor performance (barely getting 60 fps on an nvidia 40 series) and the new update breaking deck/linux support.

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