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Where are you? Is the fence yours? Is it on the property line?Most likely, all you can do is trim what is encroaching onto your property. As for blocking the sun, that is not a viable reason to demand their removal (307)

I'm taking the picture from my house. The fence is mine. They will just grow back and damage the fence again, they grow like weeds. My property line is being eaten into by the trees. I can't access what needs to be trimmed because it's on the other side of the fence. (-207)

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Nothing wrong with their yard, rosemary (72)

It's a mess. If this is how it always looks, I understand the trees too block the view. If this is just the middle of a project, it's no big deal. (-90)

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You are daft. The fence, the trees, they exist and have a right to exist. Stop thinking like and entitled person. You have exactly the rights you have. To plant where you want, to prune if they lean over your property. Otherwise, deal with it like everyone else. (49)

What kind of advice is this. Why do people post unhelpful things. Does this help you manage your stress or something (-53)

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Might be a peepee move, but you could power wash and “stain”your fence and possibly kill the trees. Again, not a great move, and could probably lead to some legal battles in the future. Maybe just suggest that you're looking to install a new fence or fix the existing fence. See if they'll allow you to cut them back by a foot or so just along the fence.Probably better to try the second idea first and see how it goes. If it blows up in your face then I'd say it's full on war! /s (-45)

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I have two neighbors going at it over some trees in Michigan. The 1st neighbor has a pool, fence and pavers he feels are being damaged by roots coming on to his property. He decided to use a chemical to kill the roots on his side and in turn has damaged the other neighbors tree. Once seeing the damage to The whole tree, he approached the 2nd neighbor and took responsibility. The 2nd neighbor said he was aware of the poisoning and plans to cut not only that tree, but the other two that were next to it. The 1st neighbor offered to pay to remove the one damaged tree and replant one as large as possible to make it right within reason. The 2nd neighbor is asking the 1st neighbor to pay for the full removal of all three trees at a cost of $4k. Does neighbor one have rights to anything he has done? I suggested the split the cost, but neither one is budging. Now they are thinking of going to court. Thoughts on laws or rights? (1)

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What a beautiful line of trees!!! ♥️That fence is old as balls if you're telling the truth about it being 40yrs old, and way past its lifespan. Just put a new fence in - if it's on the property line the neighbors may have to cover 50% of the cost. Move your garden to a sunnier patch and stop wasting energy/frustration on trees that are very much there to stay lol. Or, y'know, have them taken down illegally when the neighbors are away and then proceed to eat your own foot when you get the supermassive bill from the lawsuit they file. 👍🏻 (5)

Not advising this, but have an ""accidental"" spill of anything that kills plants near their roots. My butthole neighbour did this to kill off my lemon tree when I told him he could not steal my lemons, I sued but had no case and it was dismissed as an unfortunate accident :D (1)

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