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Someone complained about my yard again and TWO bylaw officers showed up to investigate, front yard and back. They told me the yard and lot maintenance bylaw applies to grass and weeds over 8 inches. We had a good discussion in which I explained the updated bylaw, and they left. pic.twitter.com/NjbupqkDKX
— Brendon (@eyeonthefly) June 22, 2024
What turbolawn does this king grow?
He also has a cool owl in his yard which imho makes him right.
Now the chuds start seething.
And they don't stop seething.
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Total chud annihiliation in this one.
Thinking of making my lawn like this !homeowners
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Didn't read but unfathomably based. My plan for next year is to grow native plants in my backyard. Blue stem, tall grass, sunflower. It'll 100% piss off my boomer/xoomeroid neighbor. He spends way too much time on his lawn. Right now I mow monthly, get bunnies and chipmunks all up in there. Neighbor deserves it he killed his wife.
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UnFatHoMaBLY BaSeD p:
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!homeowners come
at my plan to temporarily lower properly values out of drunken spite.
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Meanwhile my lawn is green, lush, flourishing.
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SAD!
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giving your lawn any sort of care or watering makes it sissy weak grass, my lawn is fricking thunderdome the grass has to fight off the weeds 'cause i'm not helping.
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!slots100
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Plant mint or bamboo near the property line and watch it spread into his yard
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This but with japanese knotweed
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giant hogweed
sap drips off that will give chemical burns, your garden can violate the geneva convention
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Based, cultivate the natural environment in your yard and if someone cries about it they can piss off and go complain to the city
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