Anti-mowing chad on Twitter posts his experience in growing his gigalawn, suburbanoids seethe

Chuds will make fun of citychads for living in pods and then live in a place with a “bylaw officer.” Imagine being this buck broken.

Based. HOAs are cucked

Didn't read but unfathomably based. My plan for next year is to grow native plants in my backyard. Blue stem, tall grass, sunflower. It'll 100% piss off my boomer/xoomeroid neighbor. He spends way too much time on his lawn. Right now I mow monthly, get bunnies and chipmunks all up in there. Neighbor deserves it he killed his wife.

for me, it's clovers

Why, mowing a lawn is so easy, even a woman can do it!

Don't let life's distractions stray you from maintaining a healthy lawn! Remember, Mows before Hoes, fellas!

I tried this but it turned into a paradise for mice and voles which was not ideal

Anyone who bitches about the state of their neighbor's yard is an irritating busybody, with no exceptions, including probably half the people on this site. Why do you care? You need to recognize that your irritation with your neighbor is a very obvious manifestation of your own mental illness. Stop worrying about what the guy next door is doing and figure out why you're so dissatisfied with your own life that you even care.

Lmao @ this redditor type. Oh you dont mow your lawn? Must be because youre mentally ill

Yeah Im sure the lawn (which takes a few days to clean up MAX) impacts neighbouring property values. This thread really is full of r-slurs.

if it can grow and look like that, why even care? if it's some place where grass turns yellow the second it gets above an inch in height, yeah it would look like shit. these neighbors just gettin angry for no reason lmao

ITT a lot of Reddit-tier NEET takes on lawn care

I love these kinds of yards. Remember being a kid and seeing a place that looked sort of cool and mysterious? Suburban cute twinks have no sense of wonder

On one hand, it's a cool idea that can easily turn unsightly if you don't do basic care (plus you know how annoying those anti-lawn hippies can be even if they do have a point)…

…but then again, HOAs are lame as heck, so doing anything to piss them off would be pretty sweet .

Verdict? Well, I've always had a green thumb that wants more from my mostly minimal grass so yay for me!

darn im just imagining his owl goring the neighbours little dog while he shills in his giga lawn

i'm so glad I dont live under the boot of a municipal government

the pasture grows free

no neighbors no masters

i'm not a lawnpilled boomer but my parent's neighbor cuts his grass like once a month or two and his backyard looks like a jungle and it does look a bit unsightly. he also has trash everywhere. just turn it into a garden bro

Good for him, but there's at least one ghetto palm in there. If you're going to retvrn your lawn to nature then you should be making at least some sort of effort to remove the invasive species.

Neighbors be talking shit on my jungle type lawn and think they can just agent orange that b-word until they try to creep and hear CCR start playing and I'm out there in my black pajamas and rice paddy hat jamming an SKS bayonet up their butt

Buffalo grass is native to my area. It's so cute and you barely have to mow it. Unfortunately, everyone near me plants some kind of St. Augustine or some shit that grows like 13 inches per day in Spring and spreads like a weed. I HATE IT. Fortunately it's been getting btfo by crazy weather, and buffalo grass is starting to fill in the gaps. Everyone pray for my sweet plucky buffalo boys

Isn't letting it grow out much better for your garden and backyard crops

RETVRN TO NATVRAL LAWNCARE

>wayneburkett is one of the complainers

why am I not surprised lol. I follow the guy, I think he has unique enough takes on some things but he will also seethe at the most random stuff.

In the past month he has seethed at:

• people who carry around refillable water bottles

• people who ask you to take your shoes off if you enter their home

• this

Oh and it's in London, ON? Yea of course they waste time on some dude's yard when the entire downtown has a major homeless infestation

What exact damage does letting the plants grow free do to the neighbors? I don't get it.

i would support ACAB if it was just park rangers and bylaw people

park rangers only because they made us get rid of the sweet bone we had strapped to the truck cus it could've been stolen from the park

I'd mow your grass while you were at work!!!!!!

I'd do this really passive-aggressive thing, buddy!

>Ope! Me and the guys would laugh aboot your yard. Maybe offer to let you borrow our lawn equipment to make you feel guilty enought into mowing your lawn, bud!

Let me guess, you're also the first person to point out to a police officer that's out of their jurisdiction, that they can't do anything to you? You love arguing about semantics, too. With just about anyone who questions your views, yes?

Hanging out with you must suck. Cut your lawn, or at least keep the mess to the backyard. That monstrosity absolutely impacts neighbouring property values. I've seen nicer yards at abandoned houses in Detroit. Honestly, I'm suprised nobody has torched it yet

Suburbancel version of Early Life. Don't maintain a nice cuckbox? BET YOU'RE A FRICKING JEW

Look, I understand getting mad about someone's shit yard but goddarn fricking leafs have lawn police. What a missable country. What cucked men. In 2000 BC, we used to ride out and smash the neighboring tribe's skulls with a club and steal their women. Now they sneed about another guys lawn.