Gaijin walks into r/japancirclejerk to show local sushi people that he "totally isn't like those OTHER Gaijin"

Our honolable son of the rising sun in learning tries in vain to show his fellow Japanese how he is one of them by blood and soul

"My girlfriend forced me to watch Anime"

"I only learned Japanese because Spanish seemed boring" the stranger cries, but it's too late. The honorable mayo has already fallen for the trap of the kamikaze people.

He proceeds to be fricked with by all other local residents while showing 0 self awareness.

:marseyweeb: :marseyneckbeard:

Will he ever reach his dream of Japanese engineer, dead bedroom and wife and son that dont respect him? I pray to my dakimura for this honorable samurai.

:marseyjapanese:

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God tier post

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It's literally in the name buddy. And out of the two of us I'm very cool so far and you are throwing yourself at me. So I'm guessing the hot one is getting roasted. Just a hunch though.

My guess is that you’re mentally disabled kid that all the popular kids are nice to to score points with the teachers .

See you're devolving into petty name calling and although disabled mentally on a technicality it's the cool disabilities like Borderline Personality Disorder and ADHD. And I ate lunch with the science teachers because Im socially awkward and they were happy to talk about science news. I was two grades ahead in science so I stood out a bit in the 11th grade IB classes when I was 14. I had four friends give or take, one of whom had to ask me out because I'm an oblivious moron. I was by no means cool, even my sport was boring, I did cross country for fricks sake. A sport where you slowly run in a direction for an hour and then stop.

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