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So like how did circumcision come to be a thing

Like thousands of years ago some schizo came up with the idea of cutting part of the peepee off for no reason and it stuck? What?

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Rabbis were looking for an excuse to suck on baby peepeees

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Literally :marseyme: the oldest known medical procedure. Dates back to Egypt :marseyilluminati: in the third :marseyswastika: millenium BC.

No idea why- sand in the foreskin or smthng IDK

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I'd bet there were a number of weird rituals like circumcision, it's just that judaism is one of the few cultures to really survive from back then.

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Ancient :marseysargonofaccat: aliens :marseydalegribble: hated smegma


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They got tired of subincision

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Societies realized (correctly) that moids were a menace, and they cut off your foreskin so you would be a productive member of society and not just jerk off all day

e.g. eur*peeings are unproductive and jerk off all day

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All I ever wanted was to love women, but their behavior has only earned my hatred. I want to have s*x with them, and make them feel good, but they would be disgusted at the prospect. They have no sexual attraction towards me. It is such an injustice, and I vehemently questioned why things had to be this way. Why do women behave like vicious, stupid, cruel animals who take delight in my suffering and starvation? Why do they have a perverted sexual attraction for the most brutish of men instead of gentlemen of intelligence?

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