He pissed on it too. I flipped over my mattress to hide the stains but the smell
is still lingering. This is how I slept last night. I had to use a robe as a blanket
that didn't even cover over my toes and I live in one of the coldest climates in the country.
!ghosts , sorry to get you all down. Could just use some friends
during these struggles.
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If you need a new mattress, I ordered one from Amazon and it was a surprisingly easy experience. It was like $100. It arrived in a compressed form and it inflated once removed from the packaging. I still sleep on it and it feels fine, although I've never been picky about mattresses.
The hard part is disposing of the old mattress. I forgot how I did it. I vaguely remember paying some service to take it away; that wasn't too expensive. This was like 8 years ago.
(the reason I had to get rid of the old mattress is not that I pissed and shit on it (although I do that, routinely, and I enjoy sleeping in piss & shit) but because the metal springs started sticking out and it would stab me)
I would recommend a mattress protector so this doesn't happen in the future. It's like a fitted sheet; it wraps around the top of the mattress and it's impermeable to fluids. If your dumb mongrel does this again, just wash the protector. The mattress should be fine.
Also, you'll find a new job soon enough. Don't worry about it. You're white and intelligent. You're golden.
This has been "reassuring radio" with your host, Ted Pleasantman.
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