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Military coup is underway in Bolivia :marseyletsgo: :marseycomrade: :marseyhappening:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c288eewr1wko

I know, I know. The BBC is not a reliable source, cope.

I have no idea why they are doing this but former commie leader and American hater Evo Morales has denounced it so it must be a good thing. Hopefully it leads to a lot of helicopter rides for leftist scum.

:#marseypinochet: :#marseypinochet: :#marseypinochet:

Cute twinks of reddit clutch pearls

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/1dp8h9v/bolivia_presidential_palace_stormed_in_apparent/

Most stable South American shithole

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/r/Bolivia for those who speak lettuce picker

https://old.reddit.com/r/BOLIVIA/comments/1dp75m6/que_esta_pasando/

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https://twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1806083085571641855

The coup has already collapsed lmao.

Literally Prigozhin :prigozhinsoypoint2dark: tier without all the kino to spice it up.

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:#marseyplacenofun:

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Pringleshin was ten times the Coupist of this :marseynothingburger:

Roadblocks and trenches being dug in moscow was peak kino

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Gerasimov won in the end, got rid of Prighozin, Shoigu, Zaluzhnyy

And I thought gerasimov wa:"s an r-slur because of his dead fish eyes

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>former soviet splinter country loyal to the kremlin until 2014 was full of remnants of the soviet system and shared traditions

Wow im so shocked this is totally surprising and meaningful and not just mundane blatantly obvious non-news

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Don't forget he was called the greatest general by western media same media that didn't gave a frick when he was shamefully kicked out and forbidden to ever serve in military

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>one fluff piece

:zigger#seethe:

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:#marseysal:

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this reference will be a throwback no one remembers in a year or two of pink names

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Dude bussy lmao

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I wish. They never get to do anything cool anymore. :marseygiveup:

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Mormons just simply don't learn Spanish :(

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This is how I know you're full of shit, half of the missions in my ward are to Latin America and the other half is to Spanish speaking missions in the US. It's like the one demographic they have success with. !besties !r-slurs !friendsofbbbb

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I'm reporting you to the Elders for outing the Mormon Intelligence Services.

Prepare to be waterboarded with gin.

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!boozers I think I found the perfect religion for us :marseythinkorino:

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Its either Mormonism :marseyjackmormon: or Baptist :marseypastor: or Shintoism :marseykishibe: if you're a real boozer.

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@KoreanKongKing @FourthAlt

Go on about !mormons, let's do this

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They tried to honeypot my cousin because he was wildly desperate for a GF and was a 6 foot tall Gook who liked biking around Utah's natural beauty.

Maybe they'll try to honeypot you? :marseyshrug:

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Who and where

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gay mormon Trace knows like 4 languages too and that was his job as a spy for US gov because he could speak ching chong

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I'm pretty sure that communicating with foxes doesn't count as a real language. :marseysmug2:

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Yeah they do?

There are a ton of Spanish wards and a lot of the normal looking missionaries can speak it to them

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another failed coup from the CIA

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This can't possibly be happening because CNN isn't reporting on it. Aren't they supposed to be a 24 hour news channel? :marseysipping:

The military officer in charge of the troops which took over central La Paz, General Juan JosΓ© ZΓΊΓ±iga, said he recognised President Arce "for the moment" but that there would be a change of ministers and cabinet.

Very common in military coups. They don't want to take over and become dictator. That would be a lot of work. They just want to step in and overrule the civilian government whenever they feel like it.

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CNN is fully infotainment and only cares about interesting, clickable things. BBC has about a year left on their contract where they force bongs to pay for them, so they have a faint flicker of real journ*lism left and sometimes just report on things that happened because they happened (as long as it doesn't criticize the existence of the royal family too much.)

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Very common in military coups. They don't want to take over and become dictator. That would be a lot of work. They just want to step in and overrule the civilian government whenever they feel like it.

Depends, the Brazilian Military was very eager to rule (1964-1985). The problem is that full military juntas lack legitimacy so they're more like β€œprovisional governments”, they need a civilian cabinet and a political party support in order to perpetuate for decades. The Brazilian Regime was an hybrid, that's how it lasted for so long.

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they walked in a building and shit on the floor and then went home?! :hysterical:

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Didnt that happen in Alpha Dog?

https://media.giphy.com/media/1dLj0U4h7qzgG8uExs/giphy.webp

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:marseyme:

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:#based:

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just like the congo coup, 2024 coups are so low effort

plus the old Turkey one didnt even get that far

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Already over

also lmao at a coup almost every year

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Based if factual

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I don't see the point bothering to coup that shithole. Its only future is extraction colony for china and half the population leaving to chile and argentina to set up a fruit stand

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Stupidpol: CIA did it, this is why Russia good :marse#yretard3:

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I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one or two exceptions, have little more than a thimbleful of political credibility and it stems from your complete inability to think through or research your points beyond coming to a conclusion spoon-fed to you by the culture around you since birth. None of you have the intellectual capacity to question the world around you and at least half of you don't even have the potential to develop it.

Snapshots:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c288eewr1wko:

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