Smartest burger :marseyburger: gets pulled over, immediately incriminates himself :marseygrouns:, gaslights the police :marseygaslighter:, detonates a pipebomb in the cop's face :marseypipebomb:, then offers him a bottle of water :marseychocolatemilk: :gigachad2:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wVTjKhGdM4U&t=3s

He had a gun chilling in the passenger seat too--get a load of this shit :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194504300442362.webp

This guy is king of the fudds, I and all real weekendgunnit stan :marseykneel:

!burgers: How not to talk to the police

@HailVictory1776: You will never be as based as this man :marseysneed:

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Dude easily could have booked it the cop was so stunned

Lifehack carry a pipebomb in your car so when it blows up :marseyakbar: you have a chance to drive away :marseysteer:

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He also could have also as easily grabbed the hand gun and shot the cop to death, wtf was the cop thinking

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He was probably thinking "oh frick a bomb just exploded in my face"


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The cop was thinking white = safe.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194668618060849.webp

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And he was right, bubba didnt shoot him :#marseysipping: :marseynoooticer:

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Honestly some cops are just r-slurred.

Like that one traffic stop where the cop sees a rifle in the passenger seat and the guy he stopped is a felon running on a massive drug trafficking charge and hes just like "yeah move the rifle over and step out no big deal" right before the guy gets out with the rifle and shoots him like 8 times.

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How should the cop have handled it instead?

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Okay to shoot?

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That man can't even jog, much less run.

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He can roll :marsey#dizzy:

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