Smartest burger :marseyburger: gets pulled over, immediately incriminates himself :marseygrouns:, gaslights the police :marseygaslighter:, detonates a pipebomb in the cop's face :marseypipebomb:, then offers him a bottle of water :marseychocolatemilk: :gigachad2:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wVTjKhGdM4U&t=3s

He had a gun chilling in the passenger seat too--get a load of this shit :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17194504300442362.webp

This guy is king of the fudds, I and all real weekendgunnit stan :marseykneel:

!burgers: How not to talk to the police

@HailVictory1776: You will never be as based as this man :marseysneed:

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This is pretty good but he didn't blow his own fingers off like the "Clandestine Chemist" of Portland.

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I know a guy who lost a pinky finger when he was a kid, when his match-head bomb exploded. The idiots had made it out of a metal pipe, and he was banging on one end to close it, with a metal hammer. Sparks flew, so to speak, and he was lucky to have not gotten off worse.

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