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TedKaczynski she/boon  2d ago (reddit.com) 1,903 thread views #279508

The presidential debate went so poorly for Joe Biden that the Reddit admins hid all the comments on the debate thread on /r/politics

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1dq932e/discussion_thread_first_us_presidential_general/
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Hi folks, Reddit has encountered some errors tonight and there was a delay in comments appearing.

:#marseysurejan:

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POV: you asked the /r/politics mods what's the delay:

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its not across the board, a lot of other subs work...

nm they said its delayed so old comments render?

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there never was any feature to hide comments. stop lying u fat frick

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nm

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Stop lying you fat frick.

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nm they said its delayed so old comments render?

do you know what "delayed" comments mean

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Do you know that you're a fat frick?

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17195681594728532.webp

HECKING 50 THOUSDAINDERINO COMMENTORIRINONS???"!!

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Front page of the internet

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Not only that, but they are now hiding ALL comments on any news story posted related to the debate :taylaugh:

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"too many brigaders"

edit: lmao youre right, https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/new/

there's some high paced modding going on right now

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high paced modding

https://apnews.com/article/supreme-court-social-media-biden-administration-453b6ae8794548f960c4ebf72a534aff

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It's so great how literally everything fake and straight now. :marseydepressed:

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Before debate:

:soysnootype:

After debate:

:soysnootypefast:

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According to some redditor, it's a codecel problem. Knowing reddit, this tracks

It broke because of /r/politics. When a discussion thread gets meaningfully past 30,000 comments, it starts to lag subsequent submissions to that thread, and then lag the entire site, until there's eventually a full chokeoff. The debate thread ballooned to an insane number of 56k before mods locked it, at which point the comments in there were 25 minutes behind realtime. Had the /r/politics mods locked the first thread and started a new one properly, it wouldn't have caused a sitewide issue. But this has been a problem since forever. It just rarely happens because there are rarely scenarios where enough people are commenting on a single specific thread so as to cause the cascade failure.

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!codecels imagine if you could explain to your customers that your product crashes when they use it too much because that's just how it is

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Meanwhile our customer got it in the contract that they can demand arbitrary performance tests, so now the system needs keep up with multiple orders of magnitude more load than the absolute maximum realistic load. Think 1 billion people all buying a new car every ten minutes. Then the r-slurred jeet who came up with this scenario informs the customer's management that the application is unacceptably slow and unstable. The current users (around 10% of the total user base) are happy with the system, everything is smooth and snappy, but because of that fricking streetshitter the customer's CEO doesn't want to scale up and decommission the old system, but instead scrap the perfectly fine product we've been working on for years.

Goddarn this hit a nerve.

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I'm in the opposite situation. Nobody cares how fast the app is except me

:#marseydepressed:

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Ban all the users who contributed to the cascade

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17189893364501786.webp

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So basically the site crashed from a copium overdose?

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56,000 really isn't a huge number in computing terms though. You should be able to insert that into a database in about a second.

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Not to be a :marseytinfoil2: but what if reddit isn't well run?

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Spez's razor: the explanation most reliant on reddit incompetence is also the most likely

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Lmao so it's literally just a shitty sql query

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Hiding comments on a bunch of other threads too:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1dq99ke/a_disaster_bidens_shaky_start_in_debate_with/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1dq99oj/biden_is_toast_calling_it_now_biden_stumbles/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1dq9dfg/the_debate_democrats_feared/

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1dq98wx/morals_of_an_alley_cat_debate_turns_personal_as/

I think its for all new posts lol

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Also, the /r/politics, /r/moderatepolitics, and /r/politicaldiscussion debate threads all stopped working half an hour before the debate ended.

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this is because Elon fired half the company, thats why twitter Reddit is down

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I think the admins definitely did something to hide new comments site wide and will say it was a site wide error.

Made a comment in a completely unrelated sub politely telling someone he's a fricking moron and do the work himself, and it isn't showing there, but it's on my profile

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That's exactly what they've done.

We are aware comments are currently delayed - don't despair, they're not lost

Hey All!

Comments are currently delayed in posting to threads. Our engineering team is currently working on a fix. Please keep an eye on this thread for updates and in the meantime feel free to share me pics of your pets in this thread while we wait, I'll still see them in my inbox. :)

EDIT: Sorry this is taking a bit, our engineers are still working to fix the issue. You can also follow along at our status page: https://www.redditstatus.com/incidents/wdhk0802p7sc

That was posted at ~10:15 PM. If anyone thinks the timing is coincidental, I've got several dozen bridges to sell you. :marseysmug:

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I can say for certain this happened as I was following the Politics copium live thread. Posted in chat here a few times about it, check the receipts.

My latest correct conspiracy theory

>Politics thread stops showing new comments.

>I fire off a few comments in unrelated subs after this happened mostly Elden Ring discussing DLC

>20ish minutes later whole site stopped showing new comments.

My theory is someone has half a brain and said, "oh shit it's too obvious, shut it all down" and they did.

At first I thought it was politics mods doing typical janny nonsense. Then realized it was site wide. However I can say with certainty I dropped two comments that appear after the politics thread stopped but before the whole site was "down with issues"

E: also this is nothing new for Reddit. I'm an oldstrag and been on there since 09. Anyone else remember in 2015/16 when The Donald was always on the front page, then they tried to silently suppress that from appearing, except they fricked it up and EVERYTHING on /all was TD. Literally no other sub. This is standard behavior for the average wingcuck. They're always so dramaphobic.

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mostly Elden Ring discussing DLC

one of us :marseykneel:

Frick all this grandpa vs. grandpa crap, I just discovered 2 new massive areas within one play session :marseyflushzoom:

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There's so much untapped drama over this DLC it combines my favorite vidya with my favorite hobby, why wouldn't I love it.

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You sound like my kinda guy :boomermonster:

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Please and unironically KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

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:marseyfrickyou#2:

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!nonchuds these conspiracy brained chuds! actually think reddit shut it down to protect Biden and it's not just reddit having bugs as always.

:#marseyemojirofl:

:marseyspez: Shut down the R politics comments. This will surely prevent a Drumpf win.

:#marseydicklet:

Remember when the very powerful redditors donated all their savings and elected Bernie Sanders? They're important "people"!

:#marseysal:

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Kill Jannies, in real life. Let me do it.

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Jannies never learn :marseymagdump:

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Guess I have to get my political news from fricking /r/politicalcompassmemes on reddit again

:marseyitsalls#otiresome:

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God bless our neurodivergent soldiers still fighting in the quadrant trenches :marseysalutearmy:

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it broke tiktok too. None of the comments on any of the videos will work and you cant view anyone's profiles.

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Nobody needs comments anyway. We all know Biden won and every else is haters

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Factcheck: Yes.

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Oh. Is that why I couldn't see anything in the /r/politics post debate thread that was pinned. What losers.

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:#marseyemojirofl:

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/r/moderatepolitics also has its threads broken, so I don't think it was deliberate. /r/moderatepolitics is fairly trustworthy as far as mods go. Probably just Reddit's coders fricked up.

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yeah, i just went to half a dozen different subreddits and couldn't find a single comment less than 'an hour old'.

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This is amazing :marseycope: :catmunch:

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Unironically saw it slowing down as the debate progressed. 4 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes, 20 minutes.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/1dqabn8/wheres_the_comments/

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Never voted in my life. This election has changed nothing. It dont matter none of this matters.

@FormerLurKONG

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Voting is a terrible mistake. I've been called in for jury duty every year since I voted and the one time I was too r-slurred to get out of it, I had to serve 2 days a month for 18(!) months (federal grand jury). I need to catch a felony or something.

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Same. Never voted and probably never will because imo it's just an ruse to make people believe they have a sense of control.

If there's ever a result decided by a single vote ill start voting. Until then the nerds can spend their time voting for me while I'm out fishing for bass and blowing my fish whistle

:#fishing: :#vaping:

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Once again, the Egyptian hate orgy for cute twinks and chuds holds up with aplomb and even posts cute kitties

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I noticed that :marseyraging: i want to see lib cope

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The comments work fine for me. Skill issue

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Why can't the Dem just find another candidate to replace Biden? Assuming that Trump lost (which he will), do you really want Biden for another 4 years?

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I doubt he'll still be alive before the end of his term*

*To any 3 letter agencies who read this, im talking about dying from natural causes. Im betting on pneumonia

:#marseyspyglow:

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:#marseysaluteccp:

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1dq932e/discussion_thread_first_us_presidential_general/:

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At this rate I suppose so

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:#marseyschizowall:

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