Funthread for people who don't know: https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/4sceeh/udarqwolff_got_arrested_last_month/

On the "r*pe thing" - I think r/LegalAdvice is full of r-slurs pretending to be lawyers. Everyone was like "NO UR FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT IS IRRELVANT HERE ITSG GAREHPGAGESNGGMENTETTT" and I asked repeatedly for the court precedent backing it up and nobody provided that. Suddenly I talk to an actual lawyer and he says a similar case has already been to the Supreme Court and I clearly haven't committed a crime and we go up to the judge's bench and he had it handled in about 45 seconds. People now seem more likely to believe me when I tell them this kid is a male feminist; mission accomplished.

I did get arrested last month. I guess people aren't gonna stop bugging me about this, so frick it, I'll just tell you idiots the story. I'd have done so sooner, but it's so annoying to me that I'm about to say exactly what happened and it's going to make literally a 0% difference to you guys circlejerking about whatever you want to think happened.

My mom was a single mom until I was 7 years old, then she shacked up with this scumbag piece of shit narcissist who gave me a lot of the issues that you u/DarqWolff drama fans know me for. When I was 17, we weren't living with him anymore, but my mom and I weren't getting along well and I had an excellent job opportunity in the next county so my mom agreed to pay rent for me to live with my friend over there until I was on my feet. Since she was paying my rent for that brief bit and couldn't afford to continue renting the apartment we had been living in, she moved back in with this scumbag who, nearing age 50, is still given a place to live for free by his parents. I ended up leaving my friend's house after a week or two because his mom was insane, and since I couldn't live with this scumbag, I was homeless for a few months that summer. I then got manipulated into a two-week "relationship" by some girl who apparently just needed a distraction from her ex, and it hit all my psychological vulnerabilities so hard that it pretty much made me suicidal. I had no weed one day and just really needed to get high so that I could feel alright for a few hours, I was broke, and I stole a car to go to Woodstock (the next town over, a haven of stoners) and get high. I then obviously got charges and the only way I was allowed out of jail was to go live with my mom at this scumbag's house and obey a curfew set by the court. My mom was basically crippled with anxiety over my living situation and the trouble I was in at this point, so even though I'd have rather just stayed in jail than lived with this scumbag, I agreed for her sake.

The reason I told all of the above even though it's from two years ago and not part of how I got arrested was to lend context to this fact: I was not being done any favor here by being "given a place to live." I know it's a feeble attempt and none of you are even remotely trying to see anything u/DarqWolff-related in a realistic way, so I guess I don't really have an explanation for why I'd bother trying to make this clear, but seriously: this scumbag I had to live with, and myself, were both doing a favor for my mom. He was not doing a favor for me. Would he have let me live there if not for my mom? Maybe. He's a piece of shit, but he has some traits that people with low standards might call "redeeming," he's not all bad. But I didn't want to live there. Being homeless was an order of magnitude more pleasant than living in this scumbag's house. The worst times being homeless weren't as bad as the worst times there - the best times being homeless were better than the best there, by far. I know what I got arrested for is going to make you all go "wow, you're such a selfish piece of shit, how could you treat someone who GAVE YOU A PLACE TO LIVE that way," but you're all imbeciles. I don't owe him anything and if you think I should feel more than the tiniest speck of gratitude for him letting me live there, you really don't know what you're talking about.

Now that that context is out of the way - I'm extremely heat-sensitive. I can be sitting doing nothing in a 70-degree room with no humidity and still get my back soaked in sweat. And this scumbag was a total butthole about the heat and the air conditioning for the 2 years that I was living there on-and-off. In summer, the AC had to be off to "save energy," yet in winter, the heat had to be on 70 regularly. Every morning, whether it was summer or winter, heat would usually be the thing that woke me up. I tend to stay up late and this scumbag doesn't like people who sleep in, so every night when I went to bed I'd set up the AC with a fan blowing into my room and everything (or, in winter, just turn the heat off), and every morning he'd wake up early and undo whatever I did so it would start heating up again and I wouldn't be able to sleep in. That's some utmost scumbaggery to me. Maybe you read it and you're like "big deal." But there's probably shit people could do to you and you'd be completely outraged by it yet I'd think you're being silly. Different people have different priorities and morals, get over it. To me, constantly refusing to let someone sleep is extremely high on the list of butthole moves.

And each of the two summers I lived there, he kept delaying putting the AC in. Since I'm more heat-sensitive than most people, I can understand that the day I'd put it in might be a few days sooner than the day most people would put it in. That's fine. But the first year, I endured not a few days, but a few weeks of constantly being hot as frick, not being able to sleep, and nothing being done about it because this scumbag has an insanely high heat tolerance and never had a problem himself, and my mom wouldn't stand up for herself once it started getting too hot for her because she's just extremely bad at that sort of thing. He finally put the AC in when I threatened to start putting the heat on maximum every night while he tried to sleep.

Understand how after 2 years, or even just a few months, some serious rage would start to build up at this sort of thing. Especially consider if it's someone you already despise from year after year of similar bullshit previously. My feeling when he finally put the AC in wasn't just "thank god, it'll finally cool down, I'm glad the guy could finally see reason and we can put this behind us." It was "I fricking hate how I just had to endure all this heat for no fricking reason except that he's an butthole, and as soon as I threaten him with consequences, he's out of it, he won't have to endure shit, because I live here and I can't turn the heat up every night just to punish him."

This year was the second year of me being there during the spring-->summer transition. I didn't frick around with that shit this time. I didn't plead or try to reason with him, because I learned last year that it doesn't work. I just kept telling my mom to get him to do it, because I know she has more sway over him than I do, but she refused, because as I said, she's really bad with this sort of thing. Finally, on a day when it was insanely fricking hot and every goddarn reasonable person on the face of the planet puts their AC in if they haven't already, I finally just politely asked him if he could do it that day. But no. Since this scumbag doesn't have any concept of it being "too hot," the first ridiculously sweltering day of the summer doesn't register for him as the day you put the AC in, but the day you get your motorcycle out of storage and back on the road. He was in and out of the house all day but took none of the times he was in the house as a chance to put the AC in, while everyone else just waited and sweltered in the house hoping he'd finally do it, but the only one with any power over it, my mom, being too much of a little b-word to speak up.

Once the house hit 80 degrees, I was like, frick this. I don't wanna live here. I never wanted to live here and I'm pretty sure it's not relevant to court anymore. I hate how the psychology of convenience has stopped me from mustering up the energy to leave. I want to punish this guy for being such an butthole and I can't do that and then continue living here. So frick it. I'm gone. So I smashed up the dude's air conditioners and went to live with my aunt for a little while. He didn't go to the police or do anything about it, because he's a kitty.

Unironically keep up the good work

So I'm not allowed to do MAP ally bait? I had a good scheme brewing but oh well

Oh shit an actual mod

but it generates lots of seethe here too

Maybe make a separate theme for p-do sympathizers with granny porn or something? Idk

Then what the frick is rdrama