that /r/politicope 
finally look at themselves in the mirror 
in a "are we r-slurred?" (
This is absolutely infuriating
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you really believe you're not behind right now?
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: I think it's in-- all the pollsters I talk to tell me it's a tossup. It's a tossup. And when I'm behind, there's only one poll I'm really far behind, CBS Poll and NBC, I mean, excuse me. And-- uh--
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: New York-- New York Times and NBC both have-- have you about six points behind in the popular vote.
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: That's exactly right. New York Times had me behind before, anything having to do with this race-- had me hind-- behind ten points. Ten points they had me behind. Nothing's changed substantially since the debate in the New York Times poll.
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: Just when you look at the reality, though, Mr. President, I mean, you won the popular vote-- in-- in 2020, but it was still deadly close in the electoral college--
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: By 7 million votes.
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: Yes. But you're behind now in the popular vote.
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: I don't-- I don't buy that.
I thought we were the party that lives in the real world and responds appropriately to new information. But I guess everyone is just going down the path where it's totally cool to say "I reject your reality and substitute my own"
(to quote the wonderful Adam Savage).
Also this response is just incoherent
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: Well, what I'm try-- what I want to get at is, what were you experiencing as you were going through the debate? Did you know how badly it was going?
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: Yeah, look. The whole way I prepared, nobody's fault, mine. Nobody's fault but mine. I, uh-- I prepared what I usually would do sittin' down as I did come back with foreign leaders or National Security Council for explicit detail. And I realized--bout partway through that, you know, all-- I get quoted the New York Times had me down, at ten points before the debate, nine now, or whatever the heck it is. The fact of the matter is, what I looked at is that he also lied 28 times. I couldn't-- I mean, the way the debate ran, not-- my fault, no one else's fault, no one else's fault.
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: And if you stay in and Trump is elected and everything you're warning about comes to pass, how will you feel in January?
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: I'll feel as long as I gave it my all and I did the goodest job as I know I can do, that's what this is about.
This makes me so so angry. It's like joe doesn't care about me or what will happen to my family at all...
DRUMPFLERMORT WILL LITERALLY COMMIT LITERAL GENOCIDE AGAINST ME YOU CHUD, YEAH HE ALSO GENOCIDED ME IN 2016 TOO, BUT THIS TIME IT WILL BE EVEN MORE GENOCIDER, THERE WILL NOT BE AN ELECTION IN 2028 NOR EVER AGAIN BECAUSE WE WILL ALL BE SENT TO EXTERMINATION CAMPS THIS WILL CAUSE A CIVIL WAR AND THEN NUCLEAR WAR WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
What's he supposed to say???? "I will stage an insurrection!"
This is at least what he thought the question was getting at, which is why he's saying he'll accept the results.
Because the upper-level DNC bureaucrats and economic elites of the country know that this Project 2025 autism is all Heritage Foundation masturbatory fanfics that will not happen, and redditors will return to sperging about voting in the MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES in 2028 and then in 2032 and 2036 again? 
That answer alone should end his candidacy ASAP. Still cannot believe that was his response
Apparently it has infuriated congress members. It really might be the thing that pushes them to demand him out
If this was the republicans doing this with this candidate, we would be giving them so much shit. Such hypocrisy
Democracy being on the ballot is clearly just a buzzword the campaign came up with. They don't actually give a shit.
even if Project 2025 is the actual installation of a christomagachudbigotnaziorangevoldemortpalpatinefascist dictatorship in the USA that redditors are non-stop sperging about, then the Dems do not care about stopping it, "VOOT BLOO CHUD" is their only solution to prevent the economic and geopolitical destruction of the United States?, give me a fricking break, the powers that be would have already gotten rid of Trump if he wanted to send the US to economic ruin and genocides 
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: And-- did you ever watch the debate afterwards?
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: I don't think I did, no.
The man can't remember if he watched the debateโฆjust watch the interview. It was like the debate all over again except he was well rested this timeโฆand tan.
Transcript might actually hurt him more than help him on this oneโฆ
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can we get another week out of this cow please, it's so funny
way better than the Israel-Jihadists cause there's no dead kids this time.
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I love they're still arguing that republicans weren't right
about his mental 
deterioration for years and that this just popped 
up out of nowhere 
with the past month
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I've already posted on here many times saying I took the L on that. I earnestly didn't realize that it was this bad. My friend would send me tiktoks daily of his gaffs and I assumed it was mostly fake edits.
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At least you admit you are a total dingus for ignoring it so long
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I mean when chuds are talking about Big Mike with the same conviction as Biden being an dementia-rilled corpse I end up taking both with a huge grain of salt.
That's partially on me, but I'm more in it for the memes anyway.
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I hope you admit you are a dingus a few years from now when Big Mike's schlong falls out of his dress
during his inauguration 
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who tf is bike mike
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Rightoid meme name for Michelle Obama because they've never seen a woman with triceps before, so she must be trans.
Basically
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Oh so like strong woman from south park?
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Incorrect. The reason I believe Michelle Obama has a peepee is that it would be hotter that way.
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Michelle Obama
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The first woman being a man and also obama being gay retroactively would honestly just obliterate the black community. Like imagine taking blacks seriously after that. Not that we do now but just imagine their 10% becomes -5%.
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I remember how the BBC posting on chud sites disappeared for weeks after buckbreaking. They sweet as a sugar plum.
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I'm usually not so sceptical about Biden's condition but this one looked so bad I thought it was a deepfake at first LOL
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Yeah I guess the debate was most convincing because it was real time but would've had professional framing in a controlled environment. If you look bad in that- oh no.
When it comes to video clips like this I've fricked around with cameras enough to know how hard it is to look good on one so I kind of discount if a person looks ugly on less produced live TV.
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vote vote vote vote vote
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botox + dementia face
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god i wish i was the ground
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I did so much gloating with my fiancรฉ about that
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And his life long stutter showed up last week as well
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