.webp?x=8 "Emoji Crown (hearts and shooting stars) - ๐ซThis is techically the dizzy symbol, but it looks like a shooting star for Apple users ๐")
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obviously he is the butthole bc he is male, but it's funny how buzzwords like communication and boundaries mean nothing when it comes to redditor's favourite hobby of getting obliterated 
fiancรฉ who supposedly hasn't drank in a decade, in a sober relationship, is ""pressured"" into having wine with dinner, goes after to a bar, falls on her face drunk and ends up in a hospital. could it be that she's a lightweight who can't handle her wine and/or lied that she doesn't remember going to a bar in an effort to protect herself from disapproval?
NO
SHE WAS ROOFIED
nvm that she was at a hospital where she could've been tested for drugs, and it seems like she never suggested it. redditors just think that everyone everywhere is constantly being roofied 
YOU ARE A CONTROL FREAK
lamo
these posts are all fake but responses are still funnee and unfortunately real
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women ๐ can't ๐consent๐
kill ๐ all๐men๐
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if I said i was sober but i slipped and a Texas mickey of vodka fell into my mouth and I accidentally was r4p3d by every male alive, would you forgive me?
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All those suck marks on your thighs must have come from a freak vacuum cleaner related incident and of course the reason I left your house smoking a cigarette is because I'm the vacuum cleaner repair tech (company policy says I need to work in my underwear, possibly yours too depending on subscription) and all those scratches on my back and finger marks on your neck were from the battle we had rescuing you from the vacuum cleaner (dangerous models they sell these days) and all that lipstick going down my chest and earthy smell is because it's a hard job and I get a lot of customers thanking me with platonic kisses.
Don't forget to get your hubby to tip
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