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scrote in a supposedly sober relationship considers breaking up with his fiancé for getting hammered and hospitalized while he was away, redditors deduce that she obviously must've been roofied and he's a control freak

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1dzlyti/aitah_for_wanting_to_dump_my_fianc%C3%A9e_after_she/

obviously he is the butthole bc he is male, but it's funny how buzzwords like communication and boundaries mean nothing when it comes to redditor's favourite hobby of getting obliterated :marseythonk:

fiancé who supposedly hasn't drank in a decade, in a sober relationship, is ""pressured"" into having wine with dinner, goes after to a bar, falls on her face drunk and ends up in a hospital. could it be that she's a lightweight who can't handle her wine and/or lied that she doesn't remember going to a bar in an effort to protect herself from disapproval?

NO

SHE WAS ROOFIED

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nvm that she was at a hospital where she could've been tested for drugs, and it seems like she never suggested it. redditors just think that everyone everywhere is constantly being roofied :stare:

YOU ARE A CONTROL FREAK

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lamo

these posts are all fake but responses are still funnee and unfortunately real

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She probably got roofied

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Plebbitors are the most credulous people on planet Earth. What r-slurs.

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aren't like 90% of "roofie" cases just the person drank more than they thought and blacked out anyway?

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If I'm remembering right, it's from women doing a bunch of shots and then drinking beer. The shots hit while they're drinking the beer, so they think someone spiked the beer.

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!boozers we must cull the weak. This slander can not be tolerated

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apparently its difficult to determine if drug facilitated sexual assault occurred, forensically or by law enforcement records.

Pages 5-7 discusses various studies on detection of drugs after self reporting though its from 2009. GHB is processed quickly and occurs naturally so its hard to determine. Rohypnol is not commonly used. The rates may indeed be higher because not everyone self reports their sexual assault. In one Parisian case study, 60% of 119 self reported spiked drink sexual assault had benzos in their system, 18% of 1014 in UK had a sedative in their system. though the study acknowledges its not knowable whether this was voluntary or not. Almost half of in the UK study had alcohol. 18% had excessive, meaning 4x the legal driving limit.

this one is self reporting without testing, but mentions out of the 6k surveyed, 1.4% admitted to spiking someone else's drink.

systematic review but not on scihub, abstract says "Alcohol is the drug involved in most DFSA cases, prevailing a voluntary use."

another systematic review look under drug facilitated sexual assault. Alcohol and benzos most widely reported. "However, the reviewed literature suggests that alcohol, by itself, is rarely a causal factor or the sole contributor in these crimes. For example, what are known as "spiked drinks" produce effects with similar toxicodynamics and so diagnosis can sometimes be erroneously confused with classic ethanol poisoning. Therefore, as indicated by authors, it is imperative to quickly consider a toxicological analysis in cases of DFSA."

!ifrickinglovescience

In any case, if youre sober and the other person is drunk/ cant consent, its probably r*pe, even if they got drunk voluntarily https://i.rdrama.net/images/17206423567467132.webp

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No that's not true

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It's closer to 99.9%

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That's not hyperbole, not even exaggeration. We have data on this and it pretty much never happens.

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Yes, and that's a study that's been replicated several times in different countries.

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The frequency of "roofie" incidents never made much sense to me. I can't imagine Rohypnol is all that readily available from most dealers, it's not exactly a hot commodity in the drug trade.

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These days they claim it's all MDMA, GHB and the like

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MDMA is a stimulant. That sounds like the opposite of what a theoretical date male feminist would want to try and slip in a drink.

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Do you think redditors know that? Half them think it's just meth under a new name

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GHB isn't that hard to get, :marseyakshually:

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Literally 100%, multiple studies have been done were they failed to find a single drug the person did not admit to having willingly taken.

!biofoids just can't handle their likker

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the #1 date r*pe drug is alcohol!

!noalcohol

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what

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I said what I said

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>(You)

>anti-Groomercordcute twinkry

:marseyviewerst#are2:

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No way actual Jan moment :marseysoypoint: !zoomers

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hecko shellshock :marseytroublemaker:

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90% of the cases happening in my house at least !male feminists.

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Pretty much

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Roofies are literally a single digit issue. It really is just foids drinking way too much way too fast.

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as an alcoholic who abuses other drugs this is exactly what happens. this is how i get sleep like half the time just way too drunk then i fall asleep

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You and your friends know if you've been roofied. Happened to a couple friends of mine. Like you're on drink #1 and you start feeling and acting like you've had 10 shots of tequila. It's very noticeable.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17156480765435808.webp

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As someone who drank (drinks) a ton :marseydrunk: and hangs out with other people who drink a ton :marseycheers:, it's not a roofie.

Tolerance fluctuates a ton. People overestimate themselves and don't understand variance. I've seen guys kill a 30 pack one night and the next night be useless after 3 shots.

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I knew someone would mention muh tolerrrrance. Yes, Mr Pedantic, tolerance is "wow I never drink and two drinks set me spinning." It's not "wow I party every weekend and I'm blasted by this single fruity drink."


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Tolerance is BS, and people are wrong that they can't get blasted by a single fruity drink. Forget the BORG tier homemade margs, even beach bar margs are a beer and a half. You can down those things in a gulp. And tolerance varies so much day to day, so even a strong drinker can go down after 3 of those.

Having an unusually low tolerance that day is infinitely more likely than someone spiking your drink. Just skipping a meal makes alcohol twice as potent. Meds and sleep, and god knows what else have as much an effect.

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:#marseynotes:

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Yes. Pretty easy to ply a drunk person with drinks though

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Women when they drink as much as men despite being 2/3rds the size of men and pass out: :marseysurprisedpikachu: but go off

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"Being roofied" to a foid is when they drink too much and cant control themselves.

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You're saying women make up bullshit to avoid accountability? :marseypikachu2:


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It would take a pharmacy's monthly supply to roofie a reddit foid lmao

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:marseyxd:

Haha, nice try. Keep 'em comin'!

:#marseychonkerfoidpuketalking: :marseyinvisible: :#stoningpills:

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>getting roofed makes you behave exactly the same as if you got really drunk

Darn, how much are these roofies? I could save a lot of money.

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Not exactly a roofie, but low carb diet can lower tolerance really bad.

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Do you have other insights? Alcohol has stopped having much of any effect on me since I turned old and I don't know what to do to get it back. And I'm definitely gonna end up David Carradining myself if I can't get an alcohol-based escape from this catastrophy we call life.

I don't even drink much. Sometimes I'll find a new beer, not necessarily high percentage, that gets me buzzed, but if I drink the same brand again on another day it does nothing.

It's kinda odd.

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Drinking on an empty stomach after doing exercise is the cheapest way to get drunk and frick up your liver and kidneys for life

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>doing exercise

What am I Michael Phelps?

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I don't know what to do to get it back.

People with really bad liver failure from alcoholism often figure this out when they lose nearly all tolerance. You just gotta power through :marseymoonshine:


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Do heroine while you drink

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This but unironically

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I'm definitely gonna end up David Carradining myself

I'm not sure what your kung fu practices have to do with alcohol.

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GHB > alcohol for many recreational purposes, anyway

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Look up GHB

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Remember when a bunch of women claimed a water cooler was spiked with roofies which everyone drank from but it effected 0 men and only women who drank too much :marseylaugh:

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Source please? :marseybegging:

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Yeah you know these scumbags just running into bars to roofie drinks for no reason? Reprehensible. Obviously no one who has alcohol in their system would be subject to poor decision-making.

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Not even at a bar, but in a glass of wine at dinner :marseyviewerstare:

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Those pesky sommeliers at it again! She's in for it once his shift is over!

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women 👏 can't 👏consent👏

kill 👏 all👏men👏

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if I said i was sober but i slipped and a Texas mickey of vodka fell into my mouth and I accidentally was r4p3d by every male alive, would you forgive me? :marseynotes:

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All those suck marks on your thighs must have come from a freak vacuum cleaner related incident and of course the reason I left your house smoking a cigarette is because I'm the vacuum cleaner repair tech (company policy says I need to work in my underwear, possibly yours too depending on subscription) and all those scratches on my back and finger marks on your neck were from the battle we had rescuing you from the vacuum cleaner (dangerous models they sell these days) and all that lipstick going down my chest and earthy smell is because it's a hard job and I get a lot of customers thanking me with platonic kisses.

Don't forget to get your hubby to tip

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Thanks for continuously validating my justified hatred of the femoid :marseyembrace:

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the responses were made by m4le cucks, the story is fake :hammer:

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All redditors are spiritually feminine

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oh no :marseyeggirl:

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There are no men on reddit, it's all foids, neofoids and :marseyeggirl: who haven't noticed it yet

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redditors think every guy in every bar is walking around with a pocket full of dope desperately looking to slip it in to the drink of every woman who walks in the door.

instead of the reality where this is an incredibly rare thing.

in a week or two someone should go post this exact story but with the guy being the one who got drunk and hurt himself.

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Why would someone roofie her and then just leave her alone for the rest of the night? Were they just hoping to record her falling for their EPIC FAIL compilation?

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Bait concept: If this is so common, you could just make up a story that you're a guy who accidentally got roofied by another guy and fell down and got injured and now you want to sue him.

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Book concept: two male feminists accidentally roofie eachother at the same time

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Good morning :marseycoffee: from Kazakhstan :marseygoodnight: Aisha BB I love Redditors :marseyhammersrdine: so much

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Jesus I thought they were recovering alcoholics or something and I was on his side but he's just some frickin prudish Karen? She should kick his butt to the kerb


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recovering alcoholics

Still no reason to be sober.

Controlled drinking is better. "Available evidence does not support abstinence as the only approach in the treatment of alcohol use disorder. Controlled drinking [...] appears to be a viable option where an abstinence-oriented approach is not applicable."

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>Have a problem with drinking too much

>"Have you just tried drinking less?"

Absolutely r-slurred

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The problem here is assuming that alcoholism "alcohol use disorder" :marseyeyeroll: is one thing. It's not. It's just a drug that people use for a lot of different things. It's like saying that using antibiotics is a disease. This is AA cult bullshit from people who enjoy recreational drug use. It's like when Quentin Tarantino assumes everyone is racist.

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Roofies aren't even real. Like nukes and the female orgasm they are entirely fictional.

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>Fiancée

>Dating a year and a half

:marseybruh2#:

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ok so Yeah, they shouldve been married a year ago

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>Sober relationship

Why would you ever do that unless you're muslim? And why would you be muslim?

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>thinking Muslims don't drink

They do, but in cellars and after sunset so Allah doesn't see (true story)

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:marseymo#rmon:

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I always forget about those sneaky mormons.

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Notice how the wife did the responsible thing by leaving her car at home. This is just your average non-booze cruiser after having one sip of wine.

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If you are a heavy alcoholic, and you drink a single drink after a while of being sober, it can absolutely send you into a complete breakdown.

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What the frick is wrong with you. If this is a joke, this is not funny at all, and if anyone of you find this funny, you should be ashamed. I'm sure you are all just a bunch of fat, lonely, fatherless fricks that think making "edgy jokes" and annoying people is funny and makes you unique. You are all sick fricks, I really hope that when you die (pls let that be soon by keep yourself safe), the only thing that waits for you is the darkest pit of heck and eternal suffering. Now go cry with your moms, oh shit, i forgot, she doesn't even want to see your face because she is so fricking disappointed of the child she gave birth to and raised. Good thing she is going to have another, and spoiler alert, the father is me. Frick you.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1dzlyti/aitah_for_wanting_to_dump_my_fianc%C3%A9e_after_she/:

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