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https://twitter.com/Andr3jH/status/1811454309176861108
they create more shareholder value than 95% of engineers but y'all are not ready for that conversation.pic.twitter.com/DEb4rqIjlF
— แฑ แ แ แ แฎ แ (@Andr3jH) July 11, 2024
I actually have no idea what is happening
from context I gather that they are either hr or project managers for some engineer thing? and they are having an infuriating team building exercise and make money by bossing nerds around/firing them/doing these tiktok dances?
it seems like it's something that will make the s-xy glasses wearing hunchback code monkeys (extremely hot) here mad so thot I would post it :d
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The thing STEMlords don't realize is that you either have a "math brain" or a "word brain", and if you have a "math brain" you're also genetically/morally inferior and incapable of understanding human behavior. In this case, they genuinely seem to have trouble understanding why there could be value in having a fun time with your girlies equal or equivalent to the "shareholder value" that the current late capitalist hellscape values above everything else. See also people in the comments complaining about "HR karens" not allowing them to be a racist, sexist POS. I think companies like this that cultivate a prosocial work environment should be included in ESG funds
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keep yourself safe wordbrainlet
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Hot likeable people who know how to socialise run 99% of everything. Programming was the one exception where spergs ruled, now they're seeing their holdout gentrified.
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I wouldn't gloat (anymore) if you reinstate
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Also,
Please fix this
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what browser is that
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BIPOCfox Nightly for Android version 129.0a1
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ur on ur own bud
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Words didn't put man on the moon
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No, a woman did
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So you mean an internalized misogynist bring human to moon.
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Xhe could've been secretly trans.
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Getting fricked by the guy in charge to get a title doesn't make you responsible for the project's success. Hope this helps!
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Underneath every successful man is a woman
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That's a
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I think they are just mad bc they don't know what the words mean, so they are lashing out
if they were included and got to sing some line about geometry or something they would probably love it
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Maybe they could get their pet code monkey to come along and say "greasy hair and emacs" whilst holding up his ThinkPad. That would be super cute and fun
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Mini = miniskirt
Bob: hairstyle
Hoop: earrings
Frank Green: probably the designer water bottle
Sneakylink: idk, literally a web thing where you accidentally click links?
I'm xirabolt and i could figure these out
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God i wish i could make her make that face
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kek
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I bet you have so much s3x :<<
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Guilty
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She meant C9 Sneaky's Link cosplay dumbass
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Word brain people should be kept in pens like cattle so they can't hurt themselves.
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Just be good at both
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anyone that's only one of those things is unironically r-slurred
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What if I'm bad at both
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that's perfectly fine actually, it makes you funny
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I agree in principle, but these are the people who spend most of their time "mingling" and not doing anything important.
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I have a math brain but I can pretend and manipulate very well
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Sure but this tiktok is random team building, like when they fly everyone to Punta Cana for a week
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HR foids make me REEE so hard it's maddening
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Here's an idea: shut the frick up.
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