Not to be that girl, but Teddy Roosevelt getting shot didn't win him reelection in 1912, the successful assassination of RFK in 1968 didn't secure the win for democrats, the multiple assassination attempts on Gerald Ford didn't nab him reelection, when Garfield was shot, the next election went to Grover Cleveland, who wasn't in the same party as Garfield. Failed assassination isn't a guaranteed win
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I prefer Presidents that don't get shot.![:marseyclueless: :marseyclueless:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyclueless.webp)
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Ummm... some of these neighbors survived the Civil War. Which was just shooting at each other until a lot of people were dead. I'm not exaggerating.
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Large if factual.
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Both Hayes and McKinley fought as part of the 23 Ohio during the Civil War, with Hayes being injured at Fox's Gap.
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BAD FAITH BAD FAITH!!! SOMEONE PROTECT ME FROM BAD FAITH!!
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All the really cool ones, excepting Nixon, do seem to get shot though![:marseyhmm: :marseyhmm:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyhmm.webp)
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Nixon. Is. God. He can't get shot, the universe won't allow it
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You're back! I knew this would bring some lost ones home![:marseyembrace: :marseyembrace:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyembrace.webp)
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Was Garfield really that cool tho?
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Garfield is Marsey's direct ancestor
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Shh... Jim Davis will sue
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Slip him $5 and he'll be fine with it
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It's kinda crazy how tolerant Jim Davis is of wacko knockoff parody content.
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Official rdrama lore![:marseynotes: :marseynotes:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseynotes.webp)
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The virgin goth garfield vs the chad Martay
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It took, I dunno, a few hours to realize your name had changed. And a couple more to bother clicking to confirm it. In that time I was much harsher on you having r-slurred opinions about everything (you have a.....
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So why am I easier on you when you're Jimie?
The real answer might disturb you.![:marseyfortuneteller: :marseyfortuneteller:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyfortuneteller.webp)
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I'm actually sort of curious about this!![:marseygossipsmug: :marseygossipsmug:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseygossipsmug.webp)
I hardly notice my own username, but I did notice that chuds were upvoting me more and that maybe my sarcasm was landing differently from
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I can't simp until I've either seen a picture or developed a personality profile
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i could tell your posts were aggressively shit the moment I read them just like on the other account so you are 100% on brand don't worry
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I know the real answer.![:marseyfeminist: :marseyfeminist:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyfeminist.webp)
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If no one's taking shots at you then you were never cool to begin with![:marseynails: :marseynails:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseynails.webp)
I bet you listen to rappers who have never been shot too
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I prefer presidents who can walk off stage without looking lost:
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