goddarn imagine being an edgy teenager in this smartphone era

I would have roped the moment I gained sentience in my 20s.

Not so

Seriously they're slightly more complicated than legos

Only u kill or try to kill a president tho... no one would have ever gave a frick if this kid didnt try to kill my neighbor Trump

When they came for the well-endowed, I did not speak up, for I am not well-endowed.

My peepee is so big the foids honk me I'm walking down the street, and my balls are so large that I cannot rip butt without having to check if I've blown my nuts off. This is not ok.

HAVEN'T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH?

mfw I see an entire army brigade surround soren's house to take him into custody

Oh thank God, I'm safe. We need to Make America Great Again!

I've heard the shooter described both as a loner and as someone with "a few friends", but without "a whole friend group"

Someone should've called him an rDrama user

@Luna_C_Pibbles: If I ever get interviewed for one of these things, I'll be sure to tell them the shooter was obsessed with this site called "rdrama"

Ignore the FBI narrative. If the shooter is a rightoid we'll know within a week or so. If he wrote a leftoid manifesto we'll hear "motives unclear" until after the election.

Biden's campaign are absolutely going to lean on the authorities to keep it quiet if turns out that calling Trump a fascist threat for months was indeed the reason someone shot at him.

"perfect"

Ho Lee Fuk these guys are r-slurred

Collin stands as a remarkable embodiment of a scholar with acute insights and shrewd business acumen. His academic journey led him through the hallowed halls of the University of San Diego, culminating in the attainment of a Bachelor of Business Administration degree. Specializing further, he also holds a BBA in Marketing, a testament to his multifaceted skills within the realm of commerce. Yet, his identity transcends these laurels, for he has carved a niche for himself as an adept investor who fearlessly ventures into new and potentially lucrative opportunities.

He's some strag zoomer football player who found a new grift

Gotta say that maybe I should have cashed on on being an internet cheesedick instead to trying to serve my country and work hard like a fricking moron

Are you incapable of reading at an 8th grade level?

He is saying that the FBI story isn't adding up in light of this new video

this r-slur just shared a video he made joking around with friends

It depends on how old the video is, but he was 20 so it can't be too old. Lots of people have videos of them joking around with friends and then later have none.

Maybe he had fbi friends? Gritchen witchmer orchestrated her own kidnapping with fbi friends

Why is his head so small

Actually kinda crazy that we live in a reality where some dweeby kid like this almost was able to kill the president of the United States

As opposed to gigachads like Gavrilo Princep and that geek who shot Reagan to impress Jodie Foster?

!carlos laugh at this sheltered dramatard .

Only in America could a total loser have such an opportunity

He did change the future of the world. This was very good for Trumps campaign, and that picture of him raising his fists afterwards is definitely going to make it into the history books.

Gavrilo Princip was driven to commit an exceptional deed after being rejected from military service as a scrawny manlet

Neighbor's laughing, this ain't no bullying

sits like a fricking girl. and his feet naturally turn inwards like a sissyboy. im putting all my chips on the enby hypothesis now.

No Socks in sneakers? Death penalty for that alone

omg can't believe he had to endure torture like this

anyway, how come no one mentioned he was ? look how he's sitting.

He probably was tbh

Everything that has come out about him has made me unironically love this kid. He seems like a cool fricking dude.

It'll be on WPD soon enough.

This is why sissy hypnosis pornography and groomercord use have risen. In between subliminal "SUCK BIG PEEPEES" messaging there are also coded MKULTRA suggestions which can be activated by an innocuous-appearing groomercord message. There are tens of thousands of awkward catboy sleeper cells out there.

It is kinda sus that such an obvious position had apparently no kind of security

well ya.

Antigrower microagression