asks Whisky Folx 
to stop being mean about kickyball 
results, many Scotch 
in return
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England fan makes a soy request to the colonised peoples of Scotch Land to stop being mean about England getting beat by the Spaniards 
the proud Bravehearts do not take it well and 
in response.
Some suggest it's outrageous to expect oppressed colonizedcels to support their oppressor:
Other reasons are offered too and 
replies are given.
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Do Scotcels really?
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Scottish people so, so desperately wish they were Irish. They see Irish people doing cringe independence/frick-england shit and they jerk their fat little peepees thinking about being oppressed, and then pretend that Scotland is an occupied territory instead of a willing and eager participant in everything the British Empire ever did
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Blowing up cars and ambushing Bong cops is pretty
based 
actually 
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that was like 50 years ago boomer, now all they do is post online about how their grandad was totally in the ira (he wasn't) and pretend they speak gaelic (they don't)
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Happy birthday
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Go raibh maith agat
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Scots and Irish are the most annoying cute twinks on earth. They're not oppressed colonial subjects but they spend so much mental energy pretending that they are, not so that they can justify revenge or independence, but so they can shit out cryposts full of ineffectual whinging all over social media.
WHITE EXTINCTION IS LONG OVERDUE LETS START WITH THESE GINGER WHITE BIPOCS
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What, is a Poojet from Edinburgh seething
at a different 
Poojet from London? Anyway, any reason to dunk on Ingerland is a good reason.
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see the ones going all "wee" and "och tae" and stuff? worth pointing out that they don't talk like that irl, they just start doing that performatively when they think an english or american person might be looking. it's identical to a teenage american dr who fan saying "bloody" all the time. no one talks like that. scottish people are just english people with a chip on their shoulder who pretend to do a silly dance in a skirt and eat haggis whenever anyone looks their way
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Remember that burger kid who wrote basically the entire Scots language wiki despite not knowing any Scots (the article on telekinesis is one of the funniest things I've ever read
) the fact that he got away with it for years should give you an idea of how performative this is
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the funny thing is all of that shit was as legitimate "scots" as anything else is since scots is just scotland seeing that ireland has an actual language, feeling salty and jealous, and then wanting that same thing too. no matter how much they b-word about it, an accent is not a special language
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Eh, I'd call it a dialect of English - your average bong can understand most of it
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I always imagine they still sound and dress like the Jacobite lads in Outlander.
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we say wee and u made up och tae
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that's better
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yeah like how scotland made up "scots"
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yes just like that
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You will never be an Egyptian.
You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is jackal-faced and heavy-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "viziers" laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a scientist. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected brain cavity.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Half of my family are rich Scots and they never do this kind of WE WUZ COLONISED N SHITE
fun tip, if a Scot ever whines about bong colonialism, ask them why so many Jamaicans have surnames like Campbell or McDonald 
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