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Englandcel :marseynorf: asks Whisky Folx :marseybraveheart: to stop being mean about kickyball :marseysoccer: results, many Scotch :soysnootypefast: :marseysneed: in return

https://old.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/1e3nwiu/this_rivalry_cannot_continue_as_it_is/?sort=controversial

England fan makes a soy request to the colonised peoples of Scotch Land to stop being mean about England getting beat by the Spaniards :marseyflagspain: the proud Bravehearts do not take it well and :marseymad: :marseylaptopangry: in response.

Some suggest it's outrageous to expect oppressed colonizedcels to support their oppressor:

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Other reasons are offered too and :soyjaktantrumfast: :marseyraging: :marseysmug2: replies are given.

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see the ones going all "wee" and "och tae" and stuff? worth pointing out that they don't talk like that irl, they just start doing that performatively when they think an english or american person might be looking. it's identical to a teenage american dr who fan saying "bloody" all the time. no one talks like that. scottish people are just english people with a chip on their shoulder who pretend to do a silly dance in a skirt and eat haggis whenever anyone looks their way

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I always imagine they still sound and dress like the Jacobite lads in Outlander.

:#marseyredcoat:

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:marseybraveheart: are dancing monkeys

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:#donkeykongdance3:

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Remember that burger kid who wrote basically the entire Scots language wiki despite not knowing any Scots (the article on telekinesis is one of the funniest things I've ever read :marseyxd:) the fact that he got away with it for years should give you an idea of how performative this is

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the funny thing is all of that shit was as legitimate "scots" as anything else is since scots is just scotland seeing that ireland has an actual language, feeling salty and jealous, and then wanting that same thing too. no matter how much they b-word about it, an accent is not a special language

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Eh, I'd call it a dialect of English - your average bong can understand most of it

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we say wee and u made up och tae

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JINGS CRIVVENS HELP MA BOAB!

YER WEE DUG HUZ AWA AN SHITED OAN MA FLOOR BED YA CHEEKY DE'IL

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that's better

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yeah like how scotland made up "scots"

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yes just like that

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