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!nonchuds turn into full on jan 6 deniers :marseyschizoshaking: when asked about july 13th :marseytrumpfistpump:

Its from here https://old.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/comments/1e4i33k/looks_like_the_tables_have_turned_what_leftists/

!neolibs how many :marseypinocchio:s is :marseytrumpss: ???

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I mean.. it's possible that none the bullets got near Trump, it's possible that he just scratched his ear while he was hunkering down, he had enough time out of sight to do that.

But the rest of the conspiracy theory is impossible IMHO.

Staging such a shooting without the participation of the secret service would be impossible, and the secret service doesn't work for Trump, they work for the government that wants to prevent another 4 years of Trump.

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if you wanted to stage :marseyspotlight: it you would :marseywood: shoot :marseyportalsuicide: at the crowd :marseynpcchase: near trump :marseybackstabglowie: so he has an excuse to be evacuated without ever being in danger.

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>it's possible that none the bullets got near Trump

We saw the bullet whiz by his head

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721134062637418.webp

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That's a chemtrail from an aircraft traveling at an altitude of 30,000 feet.

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How do you know it's at an altitude of 30,000 feet?

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Lemme check again...

:marseysquint:

:marseycontemplate:

Yup! That's exactly 30,000 feet!

:marseyexcited:

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:#tayscrunch:

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that's a doctored photo :marseymemories: from the MAGA controlled New York Times!

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Idonno, bullets aren't typically that long

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Telling on yourself :#marseythissmall: :#marseysmug2:

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that could be 10 ft behind him and would look the same

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>t. Impossible to know how large a 5.56 round is compared to trumps head

!r-slurs

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neighbors who scared of guns suddenly became subject matter experts overnight 🀣

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A 5.56 round is undersized to pierce a skull that thick

!nonchuds fiteme

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uh uh wide angle uh lens wide lens!!

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what's motion blur :marseysmoothbrain:

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they work for the government that wants to prevent another 4 years of Trump.

:hmm:

That's why the Secret Service let it happen. :!marseyshook:

!nooticers, why were they slacking so hard? Suddenly this time they were incompetent? :marseyhmm:

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well theyve fricked up quite a few times in the past. One of the leading theories behind :marseynotes2: the JFK assassination :marseyjfk: is that the secret :marseyglow: service :marseygreytide: agent :marseyglow2: driving :marseysteer: didnt :marseyfingerwords: speed away immediately bc he was trying to return :marseymonke: fire and one of those shots was the headshot that killed :marseycoldtwinge: kennedy :marseyjfk: that evwryone attributes to the probably nonexistent grassy knoll shooter. If you watch :marseyopera: the zappruter film with this in mind it kinda does look that way

why the coverup under :marseyhandsup: that theory? Biggest fucl up in american :marseyfedposthmmm: history :marseysouthernbelle4:

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>look at all the shooters behind JFK

:#marseyconfused2: :#marseyinvisible: :!#marseyconfused2:

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it was a different :marseydumbcomparison: time

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Because the government is always incompetent

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>if you stop paying taxes, the IRS will never notice

:marseyhmm:

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Even the lowliest being eats

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that on the other hand is not impossible, maybe they were trying to let it happen and it just failed. but that's kinda the opposite conspiracy.

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It's within the realm of conspiracy. "If you see an opportunity, let it happen." :marseyshutitdown:

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You can see the blood on his hand as he touches his ear. This is before he falls to the ground.

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This neighbor has never seen fake blood! :marseyxd:

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Period blood is fake

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deepfake, obviously. i can tell from the pixels

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he flinched and grabbed his ear before falling so it's definitely possible the wound happened after he fell! OPEN YER EYES, SHEEPLE!

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He was palming a razor just like in wrestling. Duh.

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he hid it in his shoe when he was down. it's why he was so desperate to get them. if anyone had picked up his shoe they would have found the razor.

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true true

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>secret service works for the government that wants to prevent another 4 years of Trump

That's why they let the shooter take his shot. They're very upset that he missed.

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BLUD WENT DOWN TOO GET COLOR LIKE A WRASSLER πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

NO THATS R-SLURRED AS SHIT TOO.

WHITE EXTINCTION IS LONG OVERDUE KILL CARP

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