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Sexpat :marseylongpost: posts a reality check to r/ameriexit. Disabled gender :marseytransattentionseeker: studies majors and soys freaking :soysnooseethe:out about le project :2::0::2::5: take umbrage.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AmerExit/comments/1e2xzfw/okay_amerexit_we_have_to_talk/

Yeah thanks for reminding me that countries are practicing eugenics in their immigration policy.

I dont think ill ever get to leave the us... Im a trans woman, cptsd, anxiety, bipolar, I hit my head when I have meltdowns, I have a few trade skills but it doesn't fricking matter since I seem too mentally unwell to work anyway...

Guess ill just fricking rot in the US...i wished someone would shoot me dead

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Then leave this sub as you're neither American nor trying to exit ✌🏼

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I just dont understand the urge so many people here have, upon seeing a scared american doing their best looking for any glimmer of hope they could get out, to call them selfish egoists with no respect for other countries. I'm sure there are people coming at it like that, but it's rarely the people i see asking for help. disabled people, people with interests in culture, people who haven't had the opportunity to acquire "useful" skills - they deserve respect too. i wish some of you would actually consider whether they're being selfish or if you just look down on them for their circumstance, because thats how it reads

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I hope we see a huge influx of seething burgers in the next year who start posting about how much they hate living in their new country

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that's basically all the japan subreddits.

Oh no I'm a 260 lbs American with a stem degree. Why haven't i found a cute waifu yet? And my landlord is poking me in my chubby belly whenever i see him. This is horrible :marseychtorrr2:

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I have multiple older relatives that keep hinting that I should move to Japan because it is... exotic and safe?

They see facebook posts about how they'll hire American IT guys and English teachers, and text them to me

I don't even speak one bit of Japanese :marseyhmmm: I'd be more interested in living in Argentina tbh

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I know at least 3 dudes that were drug addled deadbeat frick ups starting in high school, never went to college and never worked higher than an entry level retail job that have been teaching English in Korea for over 10 years now. None of them speak any Korean even after a decade there.

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Modern gooks and Ricecels in general have Yuropoor levels of English fluency. Just start beelining for any tall Gook for help if you need it. Its literally only Japan thats the weird outlier on English fluency. Much like France.

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France is more a matte rof national pride, since they see talking in English as a pleb or inferior thing. ζ—₯ζœ¬εœ‹ just does not see the necessity to teach English because there is realistically no reason to (and because if they knew how much they could earn by simply moving across the Pacific they would run out of workers pretty quickly)

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national pride lmao tf do they have to be proud about

80% of the population being BIPOCs or the fact they spread their buttcheeks every time a foreign force invaded them

burgers should have given paris the same treatment ruskies gave to berlin or just let france stay under germans, it would have been mercy

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Tas un problème ptit lombric?

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Why would they learn Korean? They're there to enlighten the savages, not become them.

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it's a subtle hint that you can't find a local woman and they don't want you to continue being an incel

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edit: then why don't they like it when I start talking about Argentina to confuse them into stop bothering me? :marseythonk:

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There's a 0 chance you will boss a latinx around but got a decent shot with a jap

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I've been living in Japan for going on two years now (it's awful btw, the country is stuck in the 90s and the women dress and act like children). If orange man wins I fully intend on bullying any new immigrants

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>I've been living in Japan for going on two years now

:#marseychudnotes: !anime !metashit

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Japan was fine and pretty cool but it's a fricking culture shock and you'll feel alone as frick for a while

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The working tourist visas only last a year in Japland for a reason.

3 months of WOW KAWAII, 3 months of develop alcoholism, and the last 6 months to become an alcoholic longing for home and to never see Japland for at least a full decade.

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It's the same cycle with most international virgins. Staying busy and exploring is a better thing to do than shutting yourself in your pod and drinking your problems away. Read a book in a park, visit the mountains, go find a sport, go camping, grope womenmen and only men on the train

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you'll feel alone as frick for a while

What if you're alone already?

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Hm. Double solitude

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Sounds comfy :marseytoasty:

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>awful btw, the country is stuck in the 90s

Sounds dreamy. :marseylaying:

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>what do you mean the ATM closes at 5? It's a computer!

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The Japanese figured out AI rights before the backwards western pigs ever could.

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Only the countryside is stuck in the 90s.

Tokyo's been stuck in 2000s for the longest time.

The internet culture is also a full decade behind the West. They literally JUST started to get prank videos on youtube.

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They still have news article comment sections!

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Czech republic has that too, believe me that finding my uni TAs account on it and seeing him call people dumb for not agreeing with him was supa funny

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That's based.

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Thats actually :marseynerd3: a good thing tbh


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17105354613258007.webp :#marseyhomofascist: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17105354613258007.webp

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Speaking of, can Japan GET RID OF CASH CARDS ALREADY I'M DYING HERE

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Brother, look at the website you're on, are you trying to threaten us with a good time in Japland? :marseysmughips:

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Look at my flair.

ANY MEANS NECESSARY

That includes luring gullible gaijin/gailos to the land of rice

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That sounds fantastic. :marseythumbsup:

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the women dress and act like children

Explain :marseyconfused: cuz from my experience, every woman acts like a child

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Ricecel pickmeishas act dumb (like mental age 7) and dress cute (anywhere from ages 11 to 17) because its socially accepted that "its okay to be fricking r-slurred and incompetent as long as you are cute".

Its why pedophilia is low-key accepted in Asia. Also because a ton of foids are malnourished as heck.

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its socially accepted that "its okay to be fricking r-slurred and incompetent as long as you are cute".

It's the same in the west, it's why we tolerate women at all

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they don't have realistic proportions :marseychonker:

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Japs are conscious about it

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Can you say BIPOC :marseygenie: in public like it's the 90s?

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It sounds close enough to their word for "run away" that blizzard will ban people who say run away in Japanese on overwatch.

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:#marseydeadinside:

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Ummm...

:marseychingc#hongtalking:

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😭😭😭

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>😭😭😭

:#marseywoodchipper2talking:

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Average smug and self-ignorant /r/Japanlife poster

!r-slurs

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>stuck in the 90s

Where's the problem?

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No Britney Spears :#doomerchud:

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMQ0Wi7PXuwVNza/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JehPmoEStagqtdS/giphy.webp

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Looksmogged by Kylie and talentmogged by Christina

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721170451106617.webp

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So no s*x or is not pedophilia if she's an adult?

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No s*x :#marseydoomer:

I can't wait to go home and see actual women again

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is it true that all japs are degenerates?

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I love the 90s and I already treat women like minors, is japan for me??

Drop me some sake recs im going to nippon soon

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I know

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It's wonderful

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If you are a mayo moid and below 6/10 you should definitely avoid East Asia. Ricefoids use mayo moids for status, not for financial gains. Neckbear weebs will only decrease the perceived status from those ricefoids.

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Now it makes sense why ricefoids go crazy for me

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I wish reddit ChADmins didn't swing the b& hammer on the japancirclejerk subreddit. Best place on the internet to make fun of whitey and bipocs who go to Japan because they see it as the equivalent of a Wonderland Utopia

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lol they ain't going anywhere

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A girl can hope

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I look forward to you finding them and making effortposts about them :marseydance:

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:#marseyflirt:

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Where the frick would they even go? Any wealthy country will require them to either prove the existence of a large savings account or be on the short list for skilled workers. No one's taking refugees from the US. They're going to catch on pretty quickly that the "open borders" they keep hearing about on the news don't actually apply to them.

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Die vreemde neger komt weer langs, oh god, ze hebben chocolade, snel laat Sigismund ons vluchten voordat ze ons uitnodigen om ervan te eten en maar door te dwalen over gestolen huid, linkshandige goden en vreemd gekleurde varkens!

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neger, waar de frick heb je het over?

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