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sneedman he/him back on my meds  13d ago (reddit.com) 1,207 thread views #284604

Customer leaves :marseyautumn: negative :marseyzalgo: tip

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So the way that this works in my restaurant with a "negative tip" is that now that you've failed to authorize us charging you the full amount; you're now a dine and dasher. We'll call the police, who will then use the card information you just gave us to find your home and meet you there; you'll either be arrested on the spot or given a court date because the "frick you" penalty is that now we're not going to accept you just coming back and paying. You now need a lawyer, which is going to cost you more money than that 3 dollars. You now can't go to work unless you pay bail, if you were arrested.

My coworkers and I would simply tell stories about the guy who thought he "got us" but ended up in handcuffs, and laugh

lmao even redditors are calling this obvious fantasy out lmao

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This is how George Floyd died, I'm pretty sure.

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>My coworkers and I would simply tell stories

This fricking waiter thought this single 'would' here suddenly converted the mood of his word salad above into conditional perfect.

Please, Trump, I will vote for you if you just campaign on the promise that you will cut the Internet-cords and tongues out of anyone who lives on the dole or tips

:marseyin#shallah:

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Trump said he was going to abolish taxes on tips. Personally, I think they should be taxed at a higher rate than normal income.

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If my bonus income gets taxed to heck and back, so should theirs

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I started hating Gordon Ramsay when I found out he supports waiters getting tips.

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The man owns restaurants, of course he supports waiters getting tips, that means he doesn't have to pay them

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:marseypikachu2:

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I don't have this problem because I'm faultless, but people could do with more humility of admitting they were wrong.

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rDrama

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More like they just run it for the full amount and assume the customer was r-slurred and didn't put the right number

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Yep, treat it as a blank receipt, tack on a 20% tip.

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Not thinking big enough. 200% to match his tip to the landlord.

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the LARP is unreal

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My coworkers and I would simply tell stories about the guy who thought he "got us" but ended up in handcuffs, and laugh

/thathappened

I thought it was pretty clear from the way I wrote it that the response was a hypothetical "would" not "did", but I probably shouldn't ask redditors to be good at critical reading skills.

Either way, I'm the boss, that's how I'd handle it.

Even the commenter realized their fantasy was too gay to be believed and bailed

Even then, 11 upmarseys for that initial fantasy :marseyxd:

Also 100% not the boss

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the cops will reprimand a store for wasting their time if they try to call in $800 worth of shoplifting, but this b-word thinks the cops would get off their asses for a missing three dollars on a tip

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"i left the receipt blank, clearly the waiter wrote the negative stuff because he was mad i didn't tip"

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