rDrama Bimonthly Census July 2024:

The electric discharge would obviously be entirely voluntary. I've never seen the show because I'm not 5 or overweight and smelly but I'm sure I've seen gifs of Ash hugging Pikachu, so it'a definitely not A. The electricity is a combat skill so it also wouldn't be set off involuntarily from pleasure or any other strong emotion. Do you randomly punch someone when you're getting really good head? Absolutely not, you do it on purpose. I also remember a mechanic from the game in elementary school, PP, which is how many times the pokemon can use a specific move. It's limited. It wouldn't do at all if pokemon were constantly tiring themselves out just from expressing emotions.

No. This is the equivalent of throwing a punch except more or less definitely lethal. Any pikachus that involuntarily discharged electricity would have long since been bred out both naturally and intentionally.

You can safely frick the pikachu. And also there is no badge I just wanted to foster discussion.

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>if you were to frick a pikachu

but i won't frick a pikachu

>but hypothetically, if you were to frick a pikachu

i don't understand, i won't frick a pikachu

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read that as bimothy census

Imagine being an r-slured consolestrag who grew up playing this.

I caught my dad in a directory called "C:\Darkland" and that's when I started becoming (the good parts) of who I am today.

As an expert on sexy pikachus, the correct answer is 3.

I wish the okes working for eskom would frick a pikachu or two @kaamrev @sneedman

rDrama Bimothy Census:

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ITT: uptight dweebs who've never cried out the wrong name before.

Fricking Pikachu is like bunting with a taser: Very fun.

It's voluntary otherwise he wouldn't be able to use it in the right moments in the fight and just randomly zap things every so often

The Pikachu would kill me because I'd be raping it, but in a consensual encounter I pick the third option.

I've seen the cartoon. Pikachu zapped Ash all the time as a laugh, and he was always fine.

Answer is #2 because pikachu is a rascally little fella.

drug pikachu before you r*pe it, obviously

Frick this weeb shit

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Pikachu discharges from it's cheeks not it's butthole

stop goofing off with this bullshit and go finish that roulette thread u idiot

If I wasn't against betting I'd pick 3, because that would be the most dramatic option.

I wanna vote for the third one

I lost all my dc before seeing this.

i havent played the game since 3rd grade but

>Yes, on contact. Death.

doesnt it not always kill u? like if u have enough points? but it can paralyze ur butt? and u dont die u just "feint". so u cant pick this answer

that boils it down to the last two choices

but then theres this:

pikachu does get confused and attack ash kechum so if u fricked pikachu so good it gets a lil confused it might shock ur butt so it has to be the last one

Obviously if I didn't want my nipples zapped, I wouldn't be fricking a pikachu. So the big question for me is whether pikachu can actually walk that line where he's discharging just enough electiricty to make my peepee hard, but not so much I'm literally going to die. And I really don't know the answer to that question.

Does the Pikachu have static? If yes its option 1.

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