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What? What Remains of Edith Finch only takes a few hours start to finish. You must have pretty much given up instantly on reaching the forest because that section doesn't take long at all. (1067)

Yep, hence the title (-89)

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Honestly that is hilarious OP. The two branching paths are literally just for an achievement, it makes no difference which you take, you don't even need to enter the forest and if you do, going through the forest takes maybe 30 seconds? A minute tops. This is the equivalent of booting up Mario Bros, seeing the first jump and thinking "geez that looks like a lot of hassle..." and quitting. (3903)

I believe you, but my completionist brain can't leave a single stone unturned and I felt overwhelmed by the perceived size and slow walking speed. (-82)

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Well, they download it because it's free. (51)

Seems like a waste of time and storage space to me… (-53)

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Not really immediately but I finished the story in Diablo 4 and felt no desire to keep going. The story was pretty good better than the prequels. But man that end game on release was abysmal. It killed my interest in the game and Diablo has always been about end game grind so I feel it counts. (-1)

I'm sorry but this had me do a double take. Diablo 4's story was a mess. The whole thing can be summed up as "Chase villain to location A. Get told that she isn't here and you should go to B" rinse and repeat until the game is over.It was mario levels of "the princess is in another castle".Don't even get me started on the absolute dumb shit the main cast does. MOTHERLOVER WHY NOT USE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!<JUST STAB HIM YOU IDIOT!<Seriously the game was rife with stupid shit like that. (1)

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Alan Wake. Thankfully, this was a "free" game from a GameStop promo, but I immediately stopped playing the game after a Duracell commercial played. Frick this shit.Alien Isolation. Made it to the room where I was supposed to find a card on a dead doctor. I'm no fan of crap AI in games and this one is bad. Side note: turns out, I'm not the only one who quit the game on this level. Based on achievements and comments, many left the game at this level. Gee, wonder why. /sFoamstars. Thinking this would be a different take on Splatoon, boy was I wrong. After the tutorial was over, the game vomits all over the player with the most atrocious microtransaction and prices I had ever seen in a game. (1)

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First descendant. Idk how people are playing this garbage. It's diet warfram / destiny. The voice acting is god awful, the lighting is awful everything looks all washed out no matter what you do. The gameplay is mid. Again, diet warframe/ destiny. Micro transactions that again are even WORSE than warframe and destiny.On top of that the game is piss easy and made for fricking babies. All challenge comes from fricking stat bloat on enemies which still isn't hard because the mechanics are shit. Anything outside of the "crazy hard" difficulties are like fighting ants that can't even hurt you.Oh and to top it off it has that generic garbage butt "chosen one" story line shit. Fricking hate that trope. This game is peak garbage. (2)

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