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BONGS YOU'RE NATION IS FILLED WITH DRUNKS :marseydepressed: :marseysad: :marseyrain: :marseymayo: :marseydrunk:

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Got a buddy in Bongland visiting family

Every single Safrican ive talked too says you guys drink alcohol like fish, any safrican drinking here pales in absolute comparison

https://theweek.com/health/is-the-uk-facing-an-alcohol-emergency

Like forget the stereotype of russian drunks, Bongland is top here - but then again @kaamrev would also be constantly drunk too get over the malady of being bonglish

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alcohol is not sacred amongst you guys holy shit

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I stand with Israel :marseysaluteisrael: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseysaluteisrael: :marseysaluteisrael:

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Average evening for me and the boy

!britbongs

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Love me pints, love me boy. Simple as.

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Is he the original?

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Yes, he is the primordial Brit. Pickled in his own pints, and from dwelling in the peat-filled bog that has been his home since before the Roman occupation, all native inhabitants of the British isles can trace their stout-soaked ancestry back to him.

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Is it always the same guy in these memes, or do they all look like that?

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That's just what 40 years of Ale and meat pies does to a man

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They all look like that

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They look gypsy-adjacent

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Based on the voices I'd almost guarantee they're gyppos

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It's difficult to tell the difference between drunk-Irish and gyppos but both groups deserve to be 'civilized' Cromwell-style.

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British women are leading the world in binge drinking

frick I need to visit the UK

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I <3 !whitetrash girls so banging a chav is on my bucket list. The trick is finding one that doesn't look like my kin

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!bumpkins moment :marseycringe2:

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Iirc the British drink a bunch of beer, but Russians drink more hard liquor (vodka).

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Russians also drink more beer these days than vodka (because it's cheaper)

Russian culture is dying :marseysad:

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Russian culture is dying :marseysad:

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Russi-ACK!

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Vodka is based and good for you.

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If you lived in Britain you'd drink a lot more too

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They drink like they don't want to live

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:#marseyhesright:

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Cause they'd be living in Britain :donkeykongukflag:

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If you find this shocking you should see the alcoholism rate in Eastern Europe. My parents let me drink alcohol ever since I was a toddler :marseydrunk:

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Same and I'm American.

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And yet you will still never drink as much as the Ziggers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass_barrel

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Historically, alcohol by volume (ABV) of kvass varied [...] but nowadays it is usually not higher than 1.5%

Bruh it's literally impossible to get drunk from this

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The point is that Russians cannot walk on the street for a block without seeing a barrel of literal grog. Actual pirate culture :marseypirate:

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That's pretty awesome NGL

But I'm a boozer at heart so...

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Why are Europeans like this?

Europeans be like you are 13 now, come join us for 13 pints.

Then they look like a used us fent hoe by the time they go past 30 or like a 45 year old American :marseychonkeritsover: roastie :marseypussyhat: for reference.

( I made this all up )

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Sorry, I don't listen to chuds. Try to be a better person.

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burgers just can't hold a drink

apart from the insane alcoholics, like the average burger falls over after 1 beer

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>white culture isn't dying

Kaamrev chudposting irl

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Why are you texting with @Poj about British beer culture

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