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It just gonna increase his chances at winning even more, plus why do you think you're a better shot than the previous guy? I doubt you are.
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I want it to defend myself from the rioters in portland after the election.
I have an AR but I need a backup gun.
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What? Poj slid into pizza's threads after she announced that she was going to leave bongland.
Don't slander my boy pizza like that.
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https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-s*x/relationships/news/a48019/scientific-study-men-never-get-over-breakups/
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Good. We need more divorced nutters scaring women.
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Learn how to make and throw molotovs.
Please make the news.
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you should get a pistol then. Maybe get a shotty after that. Both the AR and shotty should have the same detterence effect, butt if bullets start flying and your main gun jams you want your back up on you. Maybe get a shotgun after that. Also d9nt underestimate the value of a good combat knife.
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Do you think
@pizzashill is ever gonna train?
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No, thats why he needs backups
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Just get a Black Aces tactical 12 gauge. It's semi auto and only like $500.
If you do ever end up using it on a fiery but mostly peaceful BIPOC then the cops are going to confiscate it anyways and there's only like a 40% chance you'll get it back even if you're not charged with a crime
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Why would anybody ever keep nice shit locked and loaded for a self-defense situation? Just keep a Hi-Point in the nightstand, goes bang when you pull the trigger and you won't care about losing it.
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Get a handgun. Sig P320 or Walther PPQ. Go with 9mm, get a holster, and practice drawing and shooting (separately because you can't have fun in Portland unless you go out to the boonies).
Shotgun is kinda dumb and redundant since you've got an AR-whatever.
Also exercise.
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I don't think a rifle is a wise choice for home defense in an apartment. A shotgun is a much better option. Plus it would be way cooler to sneak up on someone and to get their attention, you can cch-cch a round into the chamber, and when they turn around with fear in their eyes you say, "Welcome" before putting a hole in their chest.
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u need a handgun or two
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So what are you asking which to get?
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Maybe they're out of stock but they should still let you buy the rest of the gun.
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Fricking reddit tier joke why is this so funny
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Your lame butt jokes really trigger me bud
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I figured it was 50/50 whether rDrama would like it or call me a Redditor.
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I call you a BIPOC
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You were one before you made the joke, and we'd all be ones even if you hadn't.
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Yes.
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BIPOC
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You want jokes of a higher caliber?
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Pizza we all know these are way outside of your price range. Get a Maverick 88. It's a stripped down variant of the Mossberg 500 without any sacrifice to functionality and it's cheap as all shit because the intent behind it was to make a shotgun every family can afford. It's a quality gun.
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why do you think these are out of my price range lol. I have over 170k in the market and 30 something K in cash that's free to be spent. My overall assets amount to like 400k if I pull it all together including retirement accounts.
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Don't let these neighbors hate on you, pizza. I know you stuntin' on these hoes and slappin' bitches over the butt with phat bandz.
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Don't listen to him you should definitely spend 3k on a shotgun. Also don't you think you deserve a nicer car now that you don't have a drunk slattern to destroy it for you? Maybe a motorcycle too
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Do they come in stainless steel?
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get a bullpup semiauto shotgun
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Oh yeah this shit will last dozens of shots. Can't wait to pretend i'm part of star gate.
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i think it has a 24 round capacity. That one isnt bullpup and the magazine is under the barrel and rotates with three diferent cylinders each holding 8 rounds. Basically you can have three diferent kinds of ammo in it at the same time and selectively switch back and fourth between them.
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Best shotgun
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Hmm...
!burgers !bumpkins it seems like our friend Pizza is looking to purchase a shotty, but he seems to be checking places like Bass Pro Shops or Cabela's or all the other big-box stores. But is he getting the best deal/value? Or doth he need to visit gun shows or even other places to maximize his arsenal?
Gib advice!
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I bought my shotgun from a guy's questionably legal gunshop in a shack literally halfway up the driveway on his parents' farm. He had a case of used SKS rifles from whatever shithole was unloading them, probably the remains of old Yugoslavia or whatever, and my buddy bought one that had bloodstains all over the bayonet.
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SORRY
DEMONCRAPS ARENT ALLOWED TO PIRCHASE GUNS TRY VOTING 
RED NEXT TIME
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All of these except the over under are frick ugly anyway so whats the issue
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I have the silver pigeon ii can confirm it's hot
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Yeah those are sexy as frick beretta makes a mean over under
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Easier to hit presidential candidates with spreadshots.
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My god... What does it mean..?
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Someone needs to let the secret service know that trump isn't safe.
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Just make sure that you can work your toe in the trigger before game day
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get an AR r-slur, not a fricking trap shooting shotgun
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lol no, poor
H&H starts at 5 figures and only goes up
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But clearly each gun has one?
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That's what happens when you try to listen to Biden, get an AR-15 pizza
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i bet dr. jill thought that was a good idea too
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They are out of stock
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You nees to wait until they are moldy, then you can get another great deal.
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Use WikiArms for in stock at lowest price
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Youre dumb as frick. Please keep yourself safe. Eurooptic has these in stock so you can buy one to do it with.
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What are some good American online stores for new guns? I don't trust search engine results.
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Eurooptic. They started as a company to sell european optics. Brownells has been good for me. Psa. I just go for any of the big names.
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just buy a honeybadger and a silencer so that you don't hurt your ears while mowing down all those rioters
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Pizza these are way too expensive for cabin guns in Alaska.
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!pnw cels help our neighbor out
Pizza if you want something from basspro shop then check this out
https://www.basspro.com/shop/en/winchester-sxp-defender-pump-action-shotgun
Also you can filter out those not in stock.
You can also check local gun stores and pawnshops since that one gay measure 111 or whatever got BTFO.
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Unless you're kobain and have courtney too help, just stick with something you can turn on yourself a lot easier, dumbass.
Reminder you told everypony you'd hillary 2024 yourself.
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