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LilGodfatherontheprairie An/offer :marseygodfather: this is who I am now  9d ago (image post) 1,155 thread views #285557

Women overcomplicate everything :marseyfart:

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Women will literally make everything into a complicated little social ritual

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I deliberately piss into the middle of the potty water to make as loud of a sound as possible. !fellas, none of your are doing quiet pissing I hope.

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I like the bullseye piss pas things in the urinal. Feels :marseyvapecrying: like I'm playing that old water :marseynonpotable: gun carnival :marseygras: game everytime I piss

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floorpisser here

!r-slurs who else has trouble aiming there peepee?

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i prefer to freestyle when i piss

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Plus you get better bubbles when you pee in the deep end

I like to make big bubbles and then when the stream is winding down I use it to pop the big bubbles

!r-slurs who else does big boy potty

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I have been doing that since i was a small child. I pretend my pee is a giant deathray and the bubbles are landmasses

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Foamy bubbles means you have too much protein in your urine AKA kidney problems :marseydoctor: hopefully they're regular bubbles :marseysmughips:

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I keep the fricking door open so @LilMarseyontheprairie is fricking forced to hear ig literally all the fricking way in the fricking kitchen :marseyrefrigerator:

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@BigJuicyBlownOutBussy yours sounds like

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Is fricking not, and It sounds healthy :marseyexercise: and full :#marseyindignant: but go off i guess

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/ Every man does this to assert dominance. The deeper tone you make during your piss, the bigger your dick. If you aren't showcasing your piss tone depth during public urination then you're probably a dicklet.
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I'm a free pisser. I don't even pee in the bathroom half the time, but when I do it's never in the potty

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Remember to rip off the door and walls of the stall so you're not a little straggy pee pee can't-piss-in-the-open

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Either way that shit is going to splash all over you. Not inconveniencing others with the sound of piss going into a potty has got to be one of the most r-slurred lizard brain habits

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Quiet pissing has its place, like when you wake up in the middle of the night

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i usually aim for the waterline in order to try to blow up the ammo magazine... oh wait what were we discussing again?

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