Women overcomplicate everything

One of the times I had an extremely difficult time not laughing was in a bathroom where there was only 1 stall occupied, the guy in it had the Boomer dad New Balances on, volume maxed on his phone, basketball game in the final 5 minutes making the most horrific pooping noises and grunts of pain.

A few months ago I was at work in the bathroom doing my business and I heard a woman run in

She slammed the stall door behind her and I heard her start to hyperventilate before she farted really loud

It was followed by a huge plop

It took all my strength to not laugh, I had to wait for her to leave because I was terrified of walking out and losing my grip

Owner operator delivers his final freight contract

King move tbqh

Protip: Don't flush your shit. Stick an American miniature flag on it for the next patriot.

He definitely didn't die, he walked out of that place feeling like he was just reborn

What happens if 2 foids go in a public bathroom and wait each other out?

!poll_voters

Someone knows I poop

Occasional Jimie W

It's so odd to me because sometimes I'll enjoying ripping the nastiest shit when a coworker is in the bathroom just so I can say I made them experience it with me. With a stranger it wouldn't even phase me to let one drop

Everyone poops, who cares

What I always do is pretend like I'm listening to music loud on headphones (and "not realize I'm singing along") so they think I couldn't hear it.

floorpisser here

!r-slurs who else has trouble aiming there peepee?

Plus you get better bubbles when you pee in the deep end

I like to make big bubbles and then when the stream is winding down I use it to pop the big bubbles

!r-slurs who else does big boy potty

I'm a free pisser. I don't even pee in the bathroom half the time, but when I do it's never in the potty

I like the bullseye piss pas things in the urinal. Feels like I'm playing that old water gun carnival game everytime I piss

Remember to rip off the door and walls of the stall so you're not a little straggy pee pee can't-piss-in-the-open

Either way that shit is going to splash all over you. Not inconveniencing others with the sound of piss going into a potty has got to be one of the most r-slurred lizard brain habits

Quiet pissing has its place, like when you wake up in the middle of the night

i usually aim for the waterline in order to try to blow up the ammo magazine... oh wait what were we discussing again?

Literally me

Anonymity doesn't make sense to women because they don't get the attention modifier for being female and they never think anything that they wouldn't be comfortable saying out loud to the besties.

If we legalized beating wives and daughters this kind of shit wouldn't be normal

Most definitely

A lot of women in my city do that.

I've noticed a trend

Latinx poop while on FaceTime

same thing happened to me once but i couldn't shit so i just started coughing very loud until i could hear annoyance in the other persons voice

Trigger happy sketch.

i won't judge you, queen!

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That's like asking why the sky is blue

farts have never been less funny

No. I fart next to my colleagues at the urinal.

I've absolutely never experienced this.

Anyway idk what the foids are worried about - you're in the stall anyway. Are they worried that someone else is gonna get down on all fours to peek under the door and ID them by shoe? To spread gossip that... they had to take a shit? What?