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In case you're wondering what I do all summer, here's a video of me working on the boat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9IMvEHWUax4

God darn I am an absolute King :#grillcastyes: @pizzashill would die trying to do my job lmao

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I ran 10 miles yesterday and spent an hour in the gym. The idea you think id die doing your job is hilarious.

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U ran ten miles huh?

Black lives matter

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Hi @DickButtKiss, We're sorry to say that your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include the phrase Black lives matter. Here at our church, we strongly believe that Black lives matter and we want to make sure that all of our members feel loved and accepted. If you'd like to resubmit your post, we would be more than happy to take a look at it. In the meantime, if you need any help or have any questions, please don't hesitate to reach out to us. We're always here to help. Have a blessed day!

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Being the janitor does not count as being in the gym

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I meant that you're such a irredeemably obnoxious cute twink that you'd be keelhauled within a week lmao.

It's not just that you're a noodle armed kitty, you don't have the mental or testicular fortitude to brave the high seas!

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weird, because every job I've had I've been pretty popular and rapidly moved up the ladder. which is why I'm not catching fish for a poverty wage.

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Neighbor it doesn't take much to :marseyairquotes: move up the ladder :marseyairquotes: when you work stocking shelves at a grocery store

Literally just don't steal anything and you get promoted

!metashit pizza is bragging again about working at a Piggly Wiggly :marseyxd:

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I'm a field specialist for a district and have a base salary of 150k, and get 2 bonuses a year.

I started out running a warehouse, or being second in charge I guess.

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150k is destitute in certain cities

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lol? A) I don't live in a city. B) there is no city in which 150k a year is even close to destitute as a single adult.

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Time to break character

That's more than what I make, good job man

Look I should've changed jobs five years ago. They always say you should hop jobs every few years because your current company will NEVER EVER give you a raise to match what a new company can offer. But like a loser stuck with an abusive partner that they desperately hope will improve, I've stuck with this company out of desperation, laziness, and false hope that I can keep my current (admittedly easy) coding job AND make big bucks. I genuinely think I could be making that kind of dough if I wasn't such a loser.

Congrats man, you should feel proud to make 150k+ and get good promotions, whatever your career might be. Don't frick it up by accidentally doxxing yourself too much on this site, I'm sure there's a dozen people that would love to try and get you fired out of spite.

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I don't even care, I've never once gone after anyone on this website for what they make, they come at me repeatedly, one guy on here legit was making 40k a year calling me poor lmao.

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Unjerk rejerk :soysnoo:

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You need to believe in yourself. Get rich or die trying, my dude.

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LA probably

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not even.

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Didnt he work for big pistachio tho?

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King of the Piggly Wigglys or the Wiggly Piggly King?


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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What a stud. Can you come here and frick my wife too?

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pizzashill getting moved up the ladder:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17217735420445344.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17217739207962258.webp He's in housewares now I hear

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:marseybooba:

Pizzchad :marseyflirt:

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There is truly nothing more pathetic than a wagecuck, who owns nothing and rents an apartment, holding up his cuckbucks in a desperate plea for others to acknowledge his status lmao

"I got promoted from shelf stocker to head shelf stocker" :marseygigaretard:

Without me and my actually productive labor, you'd have nothing to stock, boy. You can thank me by shining my boots!

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im almost positive i have more money than you, last time I asked you to post your bank account you declined.

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Pizza they made an actual, legitimate r-slur a manager at my McDonald's

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ok?

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!wagies

He thinks easy promotions mean anything :marseyxd:

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i dont know what mcdonalds has to do with me. Do you need help?

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!r-slurs

He can't parse what I mean

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Climb the ladder monkey

:#marseylaughpoundfist:

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I don't know what it's like to work on a fishing boat but I bet it's way harder than just the physical part. You got to be on a boat out in the weather for one. Have you ever had a job where there's no women or HR department, and some old frick calls you a useless cute twink all day? And not an 8 hour day with regular breaks either. The fact you left that comment prooves you don't have a clue.

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i was working 14 hour days at one point wrangling blacks in a warehouse, save me your preaching you stupid c*nt.

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Like I said, clueless.

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What was your 10 mile time? Post a screenshot

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yea, ran 10 miles to grab my coffee

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