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God darn I am an absolute King 
@pizzashill would die trying to do my job lmao
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I meant that you're such a irredeemably obnoxious cute twink that you'd be keelhauled within a week lmao.
It's not just that you're a noodle armed kitty, you don't have the mental or testicular fortitude to brave the high seas!
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weird, because every job I've had I've been pretty popular and rapidly moved up the ladder. which is why I'm not catching fish for a poverty wage.
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Neighbor it doesn't take much to
move up the ladder 
when you work stocking shelves at a grocery store
Literally just don't steal anything and you get promoted
!metashit pizza is bragging again about working at a Piggly Wiggly
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I'm a field specialist for a district and have a base salary of 150k, and get 2 bonuses a year.
I started out running a warehouse, or being second in charge I guess.
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150k is destitute in certain cities
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lol? A) I don't live in a city. B) there is no city in which 150k a year is even close to destitute as a single adult.
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Time to break character
That's more than what I make, good job man
Look I should've changed jobs five years ago. They always say you should hop jobs every few years because your current company will NEVER EVER give you a raise to match what a new company can offer. But like a loser stuck with an abusive partner that they desperately hope will improve, I've stuck with this company out of desperation, laziness, and false hope that I can keep my current (admittedly easy) coding job AND make big bucks. I genuinely think I could be making that kind of dough if I wasn't such a loser.
Congrats man, you should feel proud to make 150k+ and get good promotions, whatever your career might be. Don't frick it up by accidentally doxxing yourself too much on this site, I'm sure there's a dozen people that would love to try and get you fired out of spite.
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I don't even care, I've never once gone after anyone on this website for what they make, they come at me repeatedly, one guy on here legit was making 40k a year calling me poor lmao.
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This site is full of jealous brown poors larping as successful dudes who graduated with a 200k+ salary. Keep it up king.
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lmao
keep racking and smacking them king
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Unjerk rejerk
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/uj
I don't know exactly what you've done to generate so much sneed on this website, but keep it up.
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don't you still owe somebody $200 or did you actually pay it off?
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You need to believe in yourself. Get rich or die trying, my dude.
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Ty king. I think I have a mental illness that makes me unable to move forward. Even as a kid, it was
I wasn't depressed as a child so that can't be it
I hate playing the mental illness card because I will never be those fricking losers who blames all their problems on "muh autism." I'm lazy and a loser and I deserve all the blame and ridicule for it. Probably.
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LA probably
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not even.
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Didnt he work for big pistachio tho?
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King of the Piggly Wigglys or the Wiggly Piggly King?
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What a stud. Can you come here and frick my wife too?
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pizzashill getting moved up the ladder:
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Pizzchad
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There is truly nothing more pathetic than a wagecuck, who owns nothing and rents an apartment, holding up his cuckbucks in a desperate plea for others to acknowledge his status lmao
"I got promoted from shelf stocker to head shelf stocker"
Without me and my actually productive labor, you'd have nothing to stock, boy. You can thank me by shining my boots!
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im almost positive i have more money than you, last time I asked you to post your bank account you declined.
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Pizza they made an actual, legitimate r-slur a manager at my McDonald's
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ok?
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!wagies
He thinks easy promotions mean anything
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i dont know what mcdonalds has to do with me. Do you need help?
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He can't parse what I mean
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Climb the ladder monkey
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