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Article sucking Wil Wheaton's :soycry: peepee gets posted /r/Television, Redditors are surprisingly not impressed. Masterlawlz :marseylawlz: bullying Wil gets mentioned.

https://old.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1eard4m/wil_wheaton_reacts_to_the_positive_reception_of/

Remember when this guy had a meltdown over Larry David vs Elmo

Remember when he got dunked on by a reddit mod because of a whiny blog post about a Star Trek toy?

No. Where is it?

It was on /r/drama but the sub got nuked so you can't see it anymore, there might be screencaps or removeddits of it

masterlawlz, never forget

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I never saw TNG, but like 16 years ago I was dating a cute girl who was a big Wil Wheaton fan and told me what a huge crush she had on Wesley Crusher. Wheaton was at a local comic convention and my girlfriend went to get his autograph. The line was moving briskly, but I swear once it was her turn he spent what felt like 15 minutes spitting game and when she came back she was euphoric raving about how he was the most amazing person ever for the rest of the day. I hated that dude ever since.

I later learned he was happily married with children and probably wasn't actually flirting with her, but that frickin guy has been on my shitlist ever since.

Years have gone by. I haven't watched "Stand By Me" once since that day. I'm now happily married to a different woman. The subject of Star Trek came up. I told her I always wanted to watch it, but couldn't, because Wil Wheaton once tried to steal my girlfriend. A couple years later she went to a comic-con and got his autograph as my Christmas gift. To David, from your nemesis, Wil Wheaton ... I have it displayed on my office wall alongside other autographed photos of formidable villains... Apollo Creed, Gustavo Fring, Pinky and the Brain, etc

:#marseysuspicious:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17218338640652242.webp

:#marseystare:

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Imagine being cucked by Wesley Crusher lmao

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Worf taught him how to frick and he's been banging shapeshifters since he was a teen while we were still shitposting on dialup forums.

!trekkies know that (at)tractor beams are his specialty. :marseysmughips:

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I bet prime Michael Dorn pulled so much butt.

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I later learned he was happily married with children and probably wasn't actually flirting with her

A married "celebrity" would never dream of hitting on younger fans

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Especially not one playing up the feminist ally angle... :malefeminist:

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NEIL GAIMAN IS THAT YOU

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We have found :marseymimic: someone almost as pathetic :marseycryingclown: as Wil Wheaton

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As an RPGer, vague Star Trek fan and table top g*mer, Wil is something of a legend among my friends, he really just seems like a regular dude who in some cases got dealt a great hand in life and in some cases got a shitty hand too, like most people. There's a fair amount of consideration put in to all his work: if something is wrong he's the first to admit it, his interactions with people on reddit are awesome and doesn't seem stuck up his own butt. If there was a celebrity to win the award for most down to earth and reasonable human being, he would certainly be a contender (the prize would be 5 gold and a party).

I'm probably never going to get to buy the guy a (craft) beer but I sure would like to! But as this is reddit I'll give this a go:

Hey /u/Wil, what's the internet equivalent of buying you a beer?

Don't be a peepee, and play more games!

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Smart.

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>my obnoxious front hole has an annoying parasocial obsession with a D-list celebrity

>it would be a good idea to take her to meet him

>oh no, now I am mad

>how could this have happened to me

:#marseyclueless:

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Invite him over

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