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I shit myself at yoga today

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskWomenOver30/comments/1e7hguc/i_shit_myself_at_yoga_today/

It happened, I have officially shit myself in public for the first time at 34. I trusted a fart and next thing you know, hot sludge is soaking my underpants and slowly spreading down my thigh. Luckily, it was silent. I wore black leggings and the lighting was dim so I don't think anyone saw, but the smell was unmistakable and I definitely packed up immediately and left about 20 minutes in 😭 my only saving grace is that I didn't even like that studio anyway and was going only because I bought a month-long pass.

Guess I'm never going there again.

Please regale me with your poop stories so I feel better about myself.

Edit: oh my goodness I came back to my phone after binging some anime and eating my feelings and I have so much to read! Thank you all so much for being so vulnerable and sharing your poop-tastic stories!!

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women are not doing ok, the entire thread is filled with stories of women pooping themselves

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What are these bitches eating?

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I worked construction with a guy once who got sent home twice in one month for pooping his pants at work. Hardcore alcoholic, the sort that rolls out of bed and grabs a pint of cheap vodka and chugs the whole thing before even starting his day.

:#marseydrunk:

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Iced double foam triple caramel full milk vanilla soy lattiato

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Too much

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Maybe they're really into anal? :marseyyikes:

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White Castle

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This was written by some neighbor with a scat fetish so they can jerk off to the replies.

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Speaking from experience? :#chudsmug:

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No, I'm asexual.

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you're weird as frick dude

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That's why I love her :#marseyembrace:

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>her

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Sweaty, being asexual doesn't mean you can't have a scat fetish

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:#marseyautism:

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A sexual :marseyhornybonk: what :marsey57:?

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:#marseykingcrown!:

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:#marseyprojection:

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100%disabled foid vet

:marseyclueless: lets see what she did, must have been high-speed low-drag

got fed up paying for school and dropped out and joined the military 2 years later. I ended up being in culinary arts in the military and, while I enjoyed the cooking aspect of it, I hated military culture so I only did 1 enlistment.

Another totally deserved 100% cripple. A true hero, never forget her heroics during the second battle for breakfast :marseysalutearmy:

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>I shit myself today

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i read a dramapost that is poop fiction

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:marseycu#ckfiction:

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Beats the time I was disqualified from the donut eating contest for barfing all over

:#marseychonkerfoidpuketalking:

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:#marseyflirt:

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a dude wrote this while jacking off.

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thanks for my next flair

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>Please regale me with your poop stories so I feel better :marseysaulgoodman: about myself.

Just fishing :marseysrdine: for spankbank material.

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Pooping yourself should never happen if you're older than, say, 4 or 5. Like never. If you can't trust a regular fart and accidentally shit yourself in public, there's something wrong with you and you need to see a doctor and/or drastically change your diet

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Ibe actually shit myself twice. Once bc i was eating terrible and drinking too much for over a week thankfully it happened at home when I was like 17bin front of only close family. The other time i was laying in bed with my gf at the time and i trusted a fart that immediately filled my underwear. Thabkfully I was laying on my side at the edge of the bed and was able to rolloout and waddle to the restroom and finish emptyin gmy bowls. I shit so hard the potty flushed itself and i learned then why its always good pracrice to keep a shopping bag lining the insidw of ypur bathroom trash can. Oddly enough my gf didnt break up with me over that. I think that time was bc of rhe flu bc i was sick for three days afyer rhat.

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I was going to post a shart story but now I'm not gonna :marseyindignant:

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This is who calls you !incels online

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OHHH SAY CAN YOU SHART

AT THE LOCAL WALMART


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>trusted a fart

we've all been there :marseydepressed:

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34?

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:sni#ff:

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You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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frick off, snaps. I read like half of it.

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