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I shit myself at yoga today

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskWomenOver30/comments/1e7hguc/i_shit_myself_at_yoga_today/

It happened, I have officially shit myself in public for the first time at 34. I trusted a fart and next thing you know, hot sludge is soaking my underpants and slowly spreading down my thigh. Luckily, it was silent. I wore black leggings and the lighting was dim so I don't think anyone saw, but the smell was unmistakable and I definitely packed up immediately and left about 20 minutes in 😭 my only saving grace is that I didn't even like that studio anyway and was going only because I bought a month-long pass.

Guess I'm never going there again.

Please regale me with your poop stories so I feel better about myself.

Edit: oh my goodness I came back to my phone after binging some anime and eating my feelings and I have so much to read! Thank you all so much for being so vulnerable and sharing your poop-tastic stories!!

@Maximus

women are not doing ok, the entire thread is filled with stories of women pooping themselves

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:marseyclueless: lets see what she did, must have been high-speed low-drag

got fed up paying for school and dropped out and joined the military 2 years later. I ended up being in culinary arts in the military and, while I enjoyed the cooking aspect of it, I hated military culture so I only did 1 enlistment.

Another totally deserved 100% cripple. A true hero, never forget her heroics during the second battle for breakfast :marseysalutearmy:

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