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No joke - OP crossed state lines to kidnap 15 year old girl from camp for troubled teens, comes to legaladvice for some reason, the lawnerds there are kinda freaking out about the whole KIDNAPPING A MINOR thing

https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/1ebtniv/gfs_15yo_sister_has_left_troubled_teen_camp_is/

Already submitted a tip to the FBI. I'm doing my part!


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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"Hi Reddit, I kidnapped a minor IN GOOD FAITH, how can I best position myself for the eventual SWAT shootout? Serious answers only, and pls answer quick, I think I hear sirens and engines over the hill."

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I forsee OP being visited by many men in windbreakers and possibly a black helicopter or two


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You're definitely assuming the color of this girl's skin


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She sounds Mormon. Something like 95% of US Mormons fit the bill


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I signed in just to up marsey this cause it made me burst out laughing

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