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Britbongs can now use Uber to escape brutal stabmoggings.
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the cuisine must be incredible
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What do they make windows out of in bong land?
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Leftover bong glass.
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Cool!
Now...if only they had...you know...the better alternative...
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darn yeah a shootout would be badass bang bang bang
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A gun shaped mobile phone to call the cops faster?
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As soon as I see them start stabbing outside I'm locking the doors and off. Why's he just sitting there?
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I think in bong land youre required to stay there in case they want to stab you too
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As a bong i can confirm. He would have been arrested and rightfully so, i personally hate people who flee from danger
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kek
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He can do a couple rounds around the block and charge extra if he's passed out from bloodloss
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And as you'd expect the service is shit. Why the frick didn't he drive, is it a hate crime to not want to be involved in stabbings in bongland?
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not yet. it's a non-crime hate incident (NCHI) that must be reported to the bobbies, so they can write it into your permanent file for later.
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R-slur
just stays still while they're breaking 
his windows 
and stabbing 
a guy
palestinian lives matter less
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Can a eurostrag translate the oogabooga to American for us?
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"Uncle drive!" x42
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they weren't saying anything other than the british slang for "ooga booga" and "ooh ooh ah ah"
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lmao just like in a movie
no change needed too
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origami bro !marseyartists
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lol could uncle have been any slower
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It truly is the perfect storm of the failures of Britain's immigration policies. R-slurred, useless subcontinental Uber employee and council housed stabby African yoofs
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"The car is all I have"
He probably should have driven like ten seconds before if he didn't want the windows broken because I have no idea why he stayed still as Blue Hatter is getting stabby stabbed on both sides
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Saar you need to do the uber booking saar please
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Lmao when he slowly drives like 5ft then stops again.
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1 star reaction time tbh.
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This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.
They.
Are.
Not.
Human.
They are neurodivergents. And they are completely irredeemable.
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