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[๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] The reason the game isn't free to play are the characters

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If they really wanted to they could have made a bunch of female characters with big tits for you to jerk off to. It's not hard (29)

enjoy your obesity celebrating characters (-14)

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If they really wanted to they could have made a bunch of female characters with big tits for you to jerk off to. It's not hard (29)

And now their studio will close instead. Oops! (-11)

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None of these shut down after one game... they did after decades of failures... (8)

the copium is strong in this one, see you in a month , in the thread, why did Concord fail? and it's studio get axed (-7)

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I pretty much agree with you. It's just that I don't think there is a conceit that the game is going to fail based on the lack of titties. Sure, some people argue that point specifically, but it's like a very small minority of loud trolls/idiots. The outrage is based in people being tired of woke messaging, but that shit doesn't really matter if the game is good (1)

Agreed. I think that the weird and forced inclusion of pronouns doesn't really help it's case (though in science fiction where there is the possibility of multiple/indeterminate genders it kinda makes sense) - my frustration is that the discussion around how "ugly characters ruined the game" doesn't move the needle on the conversation of what the real problems are with the game. It's like buying a badly engineered car that is always breaking down and then saying "yeah i wish i never bought this thing, it's so fricking ugly. No wonder why it didn't sell." (1)

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I cant believe that dude still has fans lmao. Like what does he bring to the table other than the blandest, dumb commentary and roaches. (3)

This entire "characters aren't sexy your game is doomed" started over there. Like a game without titties has never succeeded before. It's the most stinky, neckbeardy shit I've ever heard. (1)

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Do you imagine Sweet Baby has that much control over any one game? Or could it be they're just a consultant firm and you've bought a ridiculous narrative? (-2)

They condition the narrative and the aesthetic of the character , you wont find a dirty joke about women or homosexual, hey because that is offensive , you wont find some nice Girls or Boys because that is sexualising Come on , stop saying Sweet Baby inc is fair , but hey people is awakening , you just need to see what they done to some bug projects: -God of War : no more hard sexualisation as before (yeah but kinda passable because the evolving of Kratos ) -Gotham knights and Suicide Squad kill The Justice League : in my opinion the second one is underrated in terms of gameplay , but they made characters as Harley with 0 butt or personality , 0 jokes , booooring , not talking about gay Joker ๐Ÿคข-Spiderman ps4 : not gonna say anything, you saw , maybe kinda justified because that is how NY is but omg horrible . Miles girlfriend only personality is she is cannot talk , weirdddd. Mary Jane feels clunky she has nothing as before (0)

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this game has a fantastic character design

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219350983939211.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1721935098573418.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219350987701597.webp

lol lmao even. Do they even have any back story?? like in dota2 there is immense amount of lore for each hero

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>this game has a fantastic character design

:!#speechbubble:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219403969246132.webp !g*mers

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219446041206856.webp

my facedoxx

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nice beard gradient king

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!soyteens IAS

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Quantum soyflux brimerald albeit

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Wasn't that some sweet baby inc foid

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No she is the foid on the Biden 2024 campaign shirts.

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When they say "not all women can get peepee at the snap of a finger" they're talking about her

Even :10inbongland: is slightly more attractive than her :marseyyikes:

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Here's the "Meet the __" sfm for each of them:

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>im just a neighbor with a rocket launcher

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The lore is they are fat and old and got diversity hired

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back story?

:#marseyhuhtalking:

I guess modern redditors need to know how their bideo game characters like to have s*x before they pretend to be them to point a gun and shoot people

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Retvrn to good character design where they're nameless and scream curses as much as possible

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17219411488290112.webp

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but wait where is the overtly stated sexual diversity?

I don't know how they identify as gender or who is top or bottom

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they're bottoms.

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Tops are the only true gays because they get hard for man butt.

Bottoms are just patient friends.

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Holy SHIT those are the worst character designs EVER :marseyspitmoji:

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Like the crew that never made the cut to enter the Unreal Tournament

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If the joke was that there was an awesome but diverse team of idealized supermen and wonderwomen who all got killed and now they have to work with the second stringers I could buy it. If these were third-worlders forced to fight to the death for the hope of a green card I could buy it.

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I like the disabled Nazi collaborator and the first one makes me think about the fat friend in those 90's coming of age movies, which is comfy af

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>amorphous brown blobs


literally all I saw when I went into the walmar today :platydown:

!texas ik we was mexikangzz and all that but this was a p white town

was

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>amorphous brown blobs

:#marseyme: :#brazilmutt: !goyslopenjoyers !macacos

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the blobs have to look like MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!:chudtantrum:

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Lmao imagine you die and get T bagged on by :marseychonkerfoid: :marseykween:

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It's like going to the DMV in Philadelphia

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It's honestly insane that this is a product of the very same company that arguably invented the whole 'hero shooter' genre (or at least helped influenced it a good deal)...

...why couldn't they focus on their already existing one instead? :marseycringe2:

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Love the fat black queer queen doom guy(female) :marseyboomer:

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"Back"story

Not with that BMI, they don't.

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Me when I play City of Heroes and hit random on a new character screen.

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