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I have to respect you for posting this loss porn, but eat your humble pie and I'm going to remind you of this the next time you get all smug about ignoring me for being a foid.
Buy VT and touch grass.
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im joking pal, nvidia is 100% going back up. I'm not even down on nvidia, just tsm and a few etfs.
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You have no special insight into the semiconductor market, you're just gambling. You might as well play the ponies.
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I don't think it's gambling lol. people told me that when I went all in on amazon at 84 or 85 a share. my entire worldview is market is completely r-slurred post covid and nothing matters.
like in what world does amazon stay at 84 a share? in what world does nvidia not go back up?
The only one I agree was gambling was TSM, but that one was completely r-slurred because I was right - they crushed earnings, they just collapsed anyway.
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Literally I dont think
its gambling 
bc I won once lmao such r-slurred 
logic 
pizza bb
Its true that not literally every one of the 5-6k stocks
listed in the US have an army of analysts tied to them, but (a) NVDA does and (b) I know youre not actually 
doing literally any real financial research here, ie, and reading 
through literally all their financial filings and reading 
through as many details of the market 
as you can, and Youre like just investing in NVDA for the vibes, and Its gambling *sips tea*
Best of luck to you though bb, people like you pay my bonus so thx
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I am way up on the market lol.
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Yet you never post postion...
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ok so
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Virgin special insight into semiconductor market VS chad gut feeling and all on green
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This is the proper gambling investment strategy I use.
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I've had Nvidia for years
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If all of you losers are going to keep copying my comments with those shitty edits, then I'm going to start using this site in my 3rd grade classroom.
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Based Jimie
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Since you're so good at predicting the market why don't you start doing some options trading instead of limiting yourself to stocks?
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Unironically sound
advice
ok so Sometimes people ask me for stocks
picks bc Im in finance 
and Im like... youre not gonna 
beat the armies of neurodivergents with expensive computing clusters plugged directly totally into the exchanges, and like Just buy a low-cost index fund and enjoy your life
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Imagine being this afraid of winning π₯
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true. but that article august 8 2023. after the article was posted NVDA still increased by +140% or so.
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I warned him he was buying the top
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NVDA Jan 16, 2026 $80 Puts
It's my insurance hedging my SPY, picked up 5 when price hit 140 lol. If it goes to zero by expiration that's fine since cost basis is a fraction of my portfolio. But if NVDA ends the year at being up 50% for 2024 (price target of $74), then I can expect a 170% return on the puts in January even with theta decay.
Obligatory: not posting positions means opinion is invalid.
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Buy a chimpanzee and some darts and train the chimpanzee to throw darts blindfolded at the newspaper's financial pages and use those picks to build your portfolio.
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buy high, sell low!
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https://voca.ro/1fyzLcf8ilP3
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Living on edge
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buy the dip cute twink and I started like 2 months ago
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What's that in real money?
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Yes like 23K usd
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indian stock market did really well this year. i missed it
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It's due for a correction. I feel like got in at the last point of rallying like pizza did lmao. And I've been averaging my losses since then
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Ah, a fellow cloaking device enthusiast. Qa'pla!
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Jai zomato
This week put me in negatives until today
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nirmala aunty just gave me greensignal to tax harvest.
!bharatiya how many are you doing this from now?
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explain tax harvest
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Idk what it means to poos, but in america you sell your stocks for a loss so that you can claim the loss on your taxes, then rebuy and hold.
It's a nice cope play but the feds have rules about how long you have to wait to rebuy, so it's risky.
Reducing your taxable income is maximum ROI for six figurecels, though, since you're paying at least 25% of it every year
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based
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You buy out the stocks which gained within 1.25L and basically rebuy
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I still don't get it. Am I r-slurred?
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Hoffstadt Creek Bridge
It's like 90 minutes from portland, taller than the recommended minimum height for 99% success
rate, and has beautiful 
scenery! Please 
livestream it from a gopro, I'm sure 
@Aevann can help you set it up 
!pnw discuss
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Just tell him to jump off a building in Portland it'll be a marginal improvement to the normal scenery
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I'm imagining Pizza going all Deathwish at a homeless camp like Tony Montana but he's got pistachio dust under his nose instead
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You're the modern version of the shoe shine boy. Great Depression probably in next 2 years
Trans lives matter
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Bro I made 1% of 10000buxx and I spend 200 hours monitoring the stocks. True chad.
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You wouldn't steal a page view would you??
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Seeing as you are the shoe shine boy, when you finally start buying crypto this cycle, I'll know we've hit the peak, and I'll dump on you. Thanks in advance.
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You should've bought bitcoin back when it was 17k you tard
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My friend jumped off the St Johns bridge and died on impact.
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Come jump off the Golden Gate Bridge, I'll buy you some beers first.
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Why does it feel like everyone around me either has no savings, or everyone invests in individual stocks, or crypto.
In a sane America, it would look like this:
10% invests in slot machines, or amphetamines
89% buys the whole market (which is what I do)
1% buys GTAT or FrickCoin
But in reality, it feels like:
10% Slots
10& S%P 500
100% Wallstreetbets
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siiiiiiiiip yep Vanguard money market and $VOO are pretty gud investments. No, I don't know any stock tickers, I'm in index funds only. Why don't you keep telling me about your "creep-toe" and computer company stocks while I throw a few more brats on the grill?
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I have multiple accounts. 401k is in a target date fund, backdoor Roth IRA is a 3-fund portfolio, and my individual account is all individual stock picking and some bitcoin.
Stock picking has worked very well for me since I don't day trade like an r-slur, but I still have my more conservative accounts for when the market reminds me I'm an r-slur.
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I moved everything out of target date funds like 2 years ago after I looked through their expense ratios and put everything into an S&P500 vanguard index. Can't believe how much some of them fleece people that are 40 years from retirement for a fund that doesn't need bond exposure for the next 20 years
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If only someone had warned you. BUY KASPA EVERYONE
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about 18 months too late. I told them but they wouldn't listen
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buy GME and AMC
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have you ever considered doing like a rockstar death? like choking to death on your own vomit or passing out in a bathtub?
I'll light a candle for you if you do.
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It's only going to get worse from here
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Pizza buys high and sells low just like Boogie2988.
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The Technical Analysis shill posts his magic line drawings from his low-quality rental apartment. He hopes the triple-top-rebound-dip-bullish-arrows-breakout will occur soon, as he needs to pay rent and the last $138 of his meager paycheck have gone to OTM NVDA calls
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If you have soft hands you'll be very welcome under the Queensboro bridge.
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Join air force
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Technical Analysis = astrology for men.
Stop day trading, all you're doing is giving your broker free money.
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Once you learn about the tax implications it becomes obvious that it's pointless risk unless you're cheating
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I mentioned to you earlier that shit's not looking nearly as good for the market as it would appear superficially. This is just a warning tremor, there will be a recovery and some money to make through the rest of the year, but I'm betting on a really awful bear market starting early next year.
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get an adblocker
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Williamsburg Bridge
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If I was a white girl, I'd do anything for bbc
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