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Babe wake up, it's time for another Trump is the prophetic antichrist thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/inthenews/comments/1ecxix0/donald_trump_seen_without_bandage_for_first_time

Donald Trump Seen Without Bandage For First Time Since Shooting, Seemingly Uninjured

Revelation 13:3 One of the heads of the beast looked as if it had been wounded and killed, but the death wound was healed. All the people in the world were amazed, and they all followed the beast.

+4200 upmarseys btw

The anti Christ is supposed to be a great deceiver so they're just playing the role of the gullible masses.

They will wear the mark on their heads :marseymagahat:

MAGA; M is the 13th letter of the alphabet. A is the first. G is the seventh letter of the alphabet.

13-1 = 12

12 is two 6s

7.-1 = 6

MAGA = 666

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My father is a Pentecostal preacher. I grew up hearing revelation 3x a week… he can not see it and it blows my mind. I'm just shocked constantly. I mean- he hits every single point. Even the hats with the word maga as a mark on the forehead.

Yeah, it's wild that they aren't even able to see their own nonsensical prophecies unfolding before their eyes.

Like y'all, this is YOUR fanfic! I think it's all made-up nonsense, but you ostensibly believe in it, don't you?

I normally remind people that the mark of the beast can't be credit cards or RFID chips or whatever they're afraid of because the punishment is burning forever.  The text says it's the name or number of the beast you worship on your forehead or hand.

That said, the MAGA hats could very easily be said to be the name of a beast that some these people treat with worship.  So if that's it, then it's not a metaphor: it's directly the name of a beast that is worshipped, and that beast is inherently and transparently antithetical to Christianity.

But also of note: there's no numeric option (yet) and no hand option (yet), so even if I believed in this, I'd still say it's not quite there.

They already wear red "45" hats

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Isn't the anti-christ supposed to come with the sound of trump pence... I mean trumpets

Would have been useful in 2016

/r/Trump666

Great schizo sub, would recommend :marseyderpthumbsup:

Anyway, the rest of the comments are about how the shooting was staged and the Secret services or Trump himself shot the guy behind to male it more believable.

!christians !catholics thoughts on reddit's "Trump is the antichrist" theory ?

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i feel like he completely blew up his "assassination fame" potential and failed to properly use it

I feel it's more because Kamala suddenly overnight became the best politician in history and every media channel out there has been shilling her for days when before she was the least popular candidate.

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Good and deserved !khive !nonchuds

Kamala believes jewish lives matter, with which @Tonberry personally disagree however

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The "assassination fame" potential was always bullshit. She was aiming for Trump not Kamala.

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The shooter was trans? :marseytranspearlclutch:

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Shooter was a Mexican illegal. :marseyitsover:

The transes were so desperate they chose to send their worst. Truly tragic.

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Just a reminder: literally every single Redditor unironically posting "Trump is the Antichrist" is a smug atheist who thinks that Christians are r-slurred NPC cultists. :mladyfedoratip:

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Christians are r-slurred NPC cultists.

But they literally are !atheists

Jewish lives matter not, for they are religious too

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I think the second funny part is the numerology nonsense. Arbitrary numbers assigned to letters.

Now in this case let's ignore that, because A=1, B=2, etc does make sense at an elementary level. The Bible wasn't written in English though which is where that stuff really falls apart.

Secondly, on the topic of schizo numerology, let's not forget that the number of the beast is most likely ancient political commentary on Nero, where in Hebrew the numerology nonsense puts out 666, but in Latin it's 616 and that was used for a while also.

These Reddit schizos are doing nothing more than what old religious scholars did. QED, they are so stupid they need some form of religion in their life to find purpose and hating Trump is just that for them, a religion.

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God can anticipate the translations with His perfect knowledge and so predetermine numerology within them :marseyschizowall#:

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Based

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>literally

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I used it correctly. Literally every single one of them. Prove me wrong. :marseyindignant:

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I'm an r-slured heretic, not an atheoid, and the antichrist stuff makes me :marseyhmm:. I still think it's AI but shit I'm not UNCONVINCED it's a world leader like Trump

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But you weren't one of the Redditors that I was talking about, were you? :marseysmug2:

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:marseyme:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17220613460856133.webp

:marseysmughips: he's going to do so much during his lame duck period

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>Sleepy Joe is smarter in his sleep than Donnie is awake

Trump is an evil mastermind and the servant of the Devil, but he's also r-slurred? :marseyconfused2:

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Correct

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I'm trying to find some writing on it so I can link a sooooooource but there's this idea where during a simulated engagement I will present my enemy as both hyper competent and horribly hopeless simultaneously. Everyone has to do the cognizance dissonant walk of "yeah Russia is big and bad and they field 5,000 hypersonics OMG we need to give Ukraine ev-ry-ting" mixed with "we'd curbstomb those vodkaskis in an instant with like 10 F-16s just let me at em".

Iirc it was called "Sliding Scale of Competence" but google didn't turn up any hits

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It's literally one of the properties that define fascism.

Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak". On the one hand, fascists play up the power of certain disfavored elites to encourage in their followers a sense of grievance and humiliation. On the other hand, fascist leaders point to the decadence of those elites as proof of their ultimate feebleness in the face of an overwhelming popular will.

So of course, you see the like posted on places like /r/politics everyday. You can't make this shit up.

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Tbh that seems less like muh fashizms and more just political manipulation. You must help us, because the threat is existential, and helping us isn't futile, because the threat is easily defeated.

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You're not wrong, but I've seen this specifc point sited by the usual suspects as definitive proof of fascism that the irony is :marseylickinglips:

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I wish there was more articles elaborating the phenomenon covering trump and the Ukrainian conflict.

Where trump is indeed supposedly this evil mastermind but also stupid and bumbling and incompetent.

Ukraine is steamrolling Russia, who's armies are literally undergeared, but simultaneously Russia is unstoppable red wave.

The amount of people that hold all these ideas simultaneously is insane.

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It's nuance, eh? Win the battle lose the war. Dangerous and incompetent. A surface so freezing it feels searing.

These aren't contradictory.

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Yes but Ukraine bad because its part of the great satan united states globohomo empire. NATO and the dollar are so over that it never even began. BRICS will be part of the multipolar world with Russia at the front.

No u.

:#ziggerseethe: :#marseywingcuck:

I'm know I'm missing some.

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He's going to generate a billion more jobs and tell you that the prices of groceries still aren't going up

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there was a post on /r/sorceryofthespectacle that made a vaguely credible argument that Trump was born precisely after some evil magic was performed in an effort to bring about an unholy child. if anyone can find it, think carefully about sharing it. if you can't find it, that's probably good.

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Revelation 13:3

One of his heads looked like it had been wounded fatally. His fatal wound was healed, and the whole earth marveled at the beast.

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Wtf we have a bible bot

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Through Christ, all things are possible.

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https://media.tenor.com/IP12gJFS2nkAAAAx/doge-dogecoin.webp

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>rfid chips under your skin cant be the mark of the beast because its not permanent enough

>weating a red hat totally is

:#marseysmoothbrain:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17220918623034437.webp

:#marseyhmm:

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!coomers what do I have to do to get alex botez?? Im tier 7 sub but not one reply

:#marseygiveup:

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Have you ever seen the botez sisters interacting with one another? They are both insufferable Romanians.

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Did you just ask for bob and vagene? Does that ever get you a reply?

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no :marseysadge:

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You've got to sacrifice your queen, duh

:#marseyface: :#marseywomanmoment:

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Make your wife cosplay as her

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I want to have s*x sorry

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17220989495200202.webp

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I'm the antichrist

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Me*

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!khive ameca is good and wwll

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>Dude look at this distant low rez photo in poor lighting of Trump's ear, you can't see the heckin wound it must be fake!!!!1!

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The book of Daniel is about 2nd century BC Greece, and the book of Revelation is about 1st century AD Rome, stop comparing them to modern events, ugh, do I need to write an effort post?

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I just find it funny suddenly Reddit cares about bible passages and it's prophecies.

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Could we reportmaxx them as QAnon fascists?

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